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ShushYoMouse

29 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:34pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No matter what I put here it never seems to be quite right. I'm just going to type some stuff and we'll see what happens.

I'm a fun, carefree kind of guy who likes to get weird while still trying to maintain adult status.

I'm fairly ashamed to admit that I prefer bologna over turkey or ham.

I'm absolutely in love with Portland.

I almost always say 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Mother says I'm just the cutest and she just might be right.

It's equally as likely that I'm listening to Mariah Carey and drinking lemonade and vodka as it is pounding PBRs and listening to MetallicA.

I'm often challenged when people learn that I'm gay. I always just show them my YouTube history.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to spend all my money on novelty socks, shoes, and tickets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snapchat
Making people laugh
Being an emergency contact
Having the cutest dog ever
Being a social genius
Knowing what year a movie came out
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Girls, Fargo, The Office, Parks & Rec, Silicon Valley, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Modern Family, Chopped

American Beauty, Tommy Boy, Terminator 2, Beauty and the Beast, High Fidelity, Avatar

I try to go to as many shows as possible. I listen to basically everything but country but mostly EDM, 90s pop, and grunge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smartphone
Friends
Family
Eye drops
My dog (that will never die)
Sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not it is socially acceptable to start drinking yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I've got a buzz. The type of buzz is most always determined by whether or not I have to work the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy sneezing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Fun
Smart
Caring
Driven
Not a pussy
Kinda wild
I hate saying this but I'm just not attracted to feminine guys
Also, I can't imagine ever getting serious with someone who is a bad driver.