Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No matter what I put here it never seems to be quite right. I'm
just going to type some stuff and we'll see what happens.
I'm a fun, carefree kind of guy who likes to get weird while still
trying to maintain adult status.
I'm absolutely in love with Portland.
I almost always say 'bless you' when someone
It's equally as likely that I'm listening to Mariah Carey and
drinking lemonade and vodka as it is pounding PBRs and listening to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to spend all my money on novelty socks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Being an emergency contact
Having the cutest dog ever
Being a social genius
Knowing what year a movie came out
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Girls, Fargo, The Office, Parks
& Rec, Silicon Valley, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Modern Family, Chopped
American Beauty, Tommy Boy, Terminator 2, Beauty and the Beast,
High Fidelity, Avatar
No country. 90's everything. EDM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog (that will never die)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not it is socially acceptable to start drinking yet, Jon
Snow, and seriously, where the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully on a hot date, probably hanging out with friends.
You should message me if
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Not a pussy
I hate saying this but I'm just not attracted to feminine
Also, I can't imagine ever getting serious with someone who is a
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