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ShushYoMouse

29 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ENFJ

No matter what I put here it never seems to be quite right. I'm just going to type some stuff and we'll see what happens.

I'm a fun, carefree kind of guy who likes to get weird while still trying to maintain adult status.

I'm absolutely in love with Portland.

I almost always say 'bless you' when someone

It's equally as likely that I'm listening to Mariah Carey and drinking lemonade and vodka as it is pounding PBRs and listening to MetallicA.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to spend all my money on novelty socks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snapchat
Making people laugh
Being an emergency contact
Having the cutest dog ever
Being a social genius
Knowing what year a movie came out
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Girls, Fargo, The Office, Parks & Rec, Silicon Valley, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Modern Family, Chopped

American Beauty, Tommy Boy, Terminator 2, Beauty and the Beast, High Fidelity, Avatar

No country. 90's everything. EDM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smartphone
Friends
Family
Eye drops
My dog (that will never die)
Sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not it is socially acceptable to start drinking yet, Jon Snow, and seriously, where the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully on a hot date, probably hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy sneezing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Fun
Smart
Caring
Driven
Not a pussy
Kinda wild

I hate saying this but I'm just not attracted to feminine guys.

Also, I can't imagine ever getting serious with someone who is a bad driver.