Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No matter what I put here it never seems to be quite right. I'm
just going to type some stuff and we'll see what happens.
I'm a fun, carefree kind of guy who likes to get weird while still
trying to maintain adult status.
I'm fairly ashamed to admit that I prefer bologna over turkey or
I'm absolutely in love with Portland.
I almost always say 'bless you' when someone sneezes.
Mother says I'm just the cutest and she just might be right.
It's equally as likely that I'm listening to Mariah Carey and
drinking lemonade and vodka as it is pounding PBRs and listening to
I'm often challenged when people learn that I'm gay. I always just
show them my YouTube history.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to spend all my money on novelty socks, shoes, and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Being an emergency contact
Having the cutest dog ever
Being a social genius
Knowing what year a movie came out
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Girls, Fargo, The Office, Parks
& Rec, Silicon Valley, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Modern Family, Chopped
American Beauty, Tommy Boy, Terminator 2, Beauty and the Beast,
High Fidelity, Avatar
I try to go to as many shows as possible. I listen to basically
everything but country but mostly EDM, 90s pop, and grunge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog (that will never die)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not it is socially acceptable to start drinking yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I've got a buzz. The type of buzz is most
always determined by whether or not I have to work the next day.
You should message me if
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Not a pussy
I hate saying this but I'm just not attracted to feminine
Also, I can't imagine ever getting serious with someone who is a
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