profile - criminally selfish! stubborn, impulsive, aggressive (even ferocious when the situation calls for it and when it's a matter of slow tourists at king's cross cause i really can't walk slow!), sarcastic, highly irritable, domineering, impatient (that's my biggest virtue), loyal (at least to friends), persevering (actually, enthusiastic at least at the beginning of each new venture), cynical, sceptical, tomboy and all sorts of other, mostly negative adjectives ;P (oh, forgot to add vain. and hypocritical. lol)
pet hates and turn offs: lack of hygiene, body hair, people who don't bother to read my profile in full and then ask me dumb questions i've already expressed my stance on, dullness, people who don't get my sense of humour, text language and ppl dat spk lik dis aaaaaaaaaaaaargh it does my head in so if you're one of those, don't waste your time sending me messages (by the way i know perfectly well how to use grammar and punctuation, i just CHOOSE not to use capital letters!), narrow-mindedness, hopeless romantics and people who are needy or jealous. or weak (unfortunately i tend to predominantly attract weak men, which is very discouraging). saying that, i'm not out to hurt anyone, i don't like causing people pain. but if you're weak and let me walk all over you, i will. not out of maliciousness. just because i can.
on the other hand, i just discovered that really dominant men who go to the other end of the scale, put you down because they're insecure about the other aspects of their life which they feel they don't have control over. i don't need any of those either, thanks
i'm also rather irritated by those people who go to great lengths to explain how it's impossible to describe yourself in this space here. or the ones who just say 'i don't know what to put here'. worse still, blank profiles! you obviously haven't reached the necessary level of intelligence or creativity to be of any interest to me so if you're one of those, move on from this page, like, now...
oh, and i have a phobia about body fat, both my own and other people's. i make an effort to stay in shape (well, some shape anyway) and i appreciate people who do so too