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33 Sacramento, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I make it a point to find humor in whatever I can. I'm at my most comfortable when informal and unfiltered.

I'm self-deprecating and enjoy embracing flaws. I try not to take things too serious. I enjoy sarcasm, and might be considered slightly weird or silly, depending on your views.

I have raw, honest perceptions about the world that aren't swayed by what's politically correct, acceptable, or popular.

I'm a better thumb-wrestler than you. Prove me wrong.

I perceive and live life through a moral, logical lens. I try to be fair in all things. I often ask myself "what is logical?"

I don't own a TV, smart phone, or car. Not that I'm cool or trying to make a statement, I just don't need them.

That's enough for now...ask about anything else.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, and trying to have some fun here and there
I’m really good at
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Making smoothies and milkshakes. I also have good hand eye coordination, but really good? That's debatable
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look younger than my age. Yes, I am 32!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I won't bore you with details, because I get *seriously* bored when women list their 63 favorite books, bands, and movies on their profile (give me the outline, not a thesis on your preferences!)

Hunter S Thompson is my favorite author and one of my favorite books is A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Some decent range there. I am also into the ASOIAF series, aka game of thrones, and can really dork out to that...

Movies and shows I like comedies most: Anchorman, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny, The Office, etc etc.

I like a variety of music - NOFX, Sublime, early White Stripes, David Bowie, Dropkick Murphys, Arcade Fire, The Who, blah blah, blah blah

But I prefer podcasts now: Adam Carolla, Joe Rogan, Savage Love, The Nerdist, Stuff You Should Know, Deathsquad, NFL podcasts, etc etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- chaco sandals
- my Bianchi
- things that make me laugh
- the Internet
- optimism
- sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy. If I'll ever get to outer space. Is time travel possible? *update - I'm pretty sure it is*

Everything. I think about everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting and relaxing...and inevitably attempting to satisfy the many needs of my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I could live out of my tent, at least for a long while. There's something about waking up outside that makes me feel truly alive.
You should message me if
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you like to go on bike rides, kayaking, camping, or any fun outdoor stuff think you can convince me r + l = j is wrong

You have a joke to share

If it tickles your fancy, hit me up. I'll try to make it worth your time.

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