Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I make it a point to find humor in whatever I can. I'm at my most
comfortable when informal and unfiltered.
I'm self-deprecating and enjoy embracing flaws. I try not to take
things too serious. I enjoy sarcasm, and might be considered
slightly weird or silly, depending on your views.
I have raw, honest perceptions about the world that aren't swayed
by what's politically correct, acceptable, or popular.
I'm a better thumb-wrestler than you. Prove me wrong.
I perceive and live life through a moral, logical lens. I just try
to be fair in all things. I often ask myself "what is
I don't own a smart phone or car. I just don't need them. But I
might have an internet addiction.
I'm fascinated by science and history, football and MMA
That's enough for now
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right meow I bake a lot. As in working fulltime in a bakery.
Besides that I often eat, sleep, and find ways to entertain myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making inappropriate jokes in my head. Drinking and judging
smoothies. Petting my cat. Never being bored.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look younger than my age. Yes, I am 33!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I won't bore you with details, because I get *seriously* bored when
women list their 63 favorite books, bands, and movies on their
profile (give me the outline, not a thesis on your
Hunter S Thompson is my favorite author and one of my favorite
books is A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Some decent
range there. I am also into the ASOIAF series, aka game of thrones,
and can really dork out to that...
Movies and shows I like comedies most: Anchorman, Arrested
Development, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny, The Office, etc
I like a variety of music - NOFX, Sublime, early White Stripes,
David Bowie, Dropkick Murphys, Arcade Fire, The Who, blah blah,
But I prefer podcasts now: Adam Carolla, Joe Rogan, Savage Love,
Stuff You Should Know, NFL & MMA podcasts, etc etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- chaco sandals
- my Bianchi
- things that make me laugh
- the Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How incomprehensibly big the Universe is. Comedy. Is time travel
possible? *update - I'm pretty sure it is*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting and relaxing...and inevitably attempting to satisfy the
many needs of my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I could live out of my tent, at least for a long while.
There's something about waking up outside that makes me feel truly
You should message me if
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you like to go on bike rides, kayaking, camping, or any fun outdoor
...you think you can convince me r + l = j is wrong
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