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22 M Redmond, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–27
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  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 3:04pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm some guy. I have a car, an apartment, a job, and I even do my own laundry. Pretty normal stuff. I write, I game, I joke, and I internet. I do other things too, but not in such appreciable amounts that they deserve mention, given the space I'm working with here. I hear I'm funny, smart, and enjoyable to be around. Or at the very least, not unpleasant to be around.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, I'm attending Bellevue Community College in an attempt to get a transfer degree to something more akin to a "real" college. I also work as an office manager for a local company.

I write a lot, though I rarely finish my projects. I'm currently working on a novel about SPACE things happening in SPACE. Did I mention there would be SPACE?

I also spend much of my free time gaming, whether electronically or manually. Pen-and-papers are a favorite pastime, as are strategy PC games and a fair number of hack-n-slash, shooter, and adventure games.
I’m really good at
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Retaining useless information. It's something of a lifelong pursuit of mine to know as many things as possible. I spend way too much time getting lost in the never-ending Matryoshka that is Wikipedia.

Also, I used to play trumpet. Though I'm probably no good at that anymore. Okay, honestly, I was never any good. I got a C in band once. That was the most shameful C I ever received.

I'm told I make the word things sound pretty.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't really know. You'd really have to ask someone else, as I'm pretty sure I'm the least qualified person to answer this question. I have never had to make a first impression on myself. I hope I come off as nerdy but sociable, funny but tactful, and intelligent without being (too) annoying about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Aw hell, I hate this part.

Short version: Stuff.

Long version: I like a lot of sci-fi and fantasy, but I'm perfectly willing to admit that much of the genre is popcorn fiction. On the other hand Asimov, Heinlein, and Bradbury aren't exactly exemplars of popcorn, nor are Rothfuss, Gaiman, Martin, or Tolkien.

I don't delve into the classics as often as I used to, but I've developed a taste for Dumas and Verne. Some Hemingway, Fitzgerald, and A.C. Doyle grace my bookshelf. Joyce is there too, but I haven't been able to make that odyssey yet.

As far as movies go, there are too many to even begin to sum them up. Top 5 in no particular order is Empire Strikes Back, Moulin Rouge, Reservoir Dogs, Amedeus, and The Mask. That's a favorites list, not a 'best/greatest movies ever made' kinda list.

My list of favorite TV shows is mostly a mess of crime procedurals (except NCIS, I don't know why, but I hate that show), Whedon, and a number of shows off the premium channels- Dexter, Game of Thrones (best ever translation of book to screen is the first season of said show) and all that ilk. I like some good Drama.

My taste in music is a convoluted, confused beast. It dabbles in everything from classical to classic rock, Delta Blues to Doo-wop, Prog Rock to Punk. Top 5 artists in no particular order (again. The question "what is your number one favorite artist/song" is just too big a question to answer without, like, a trip to Tibet and some beads) are : Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Ray Charles, and Beethoven.

Honestly, that list hurt to write. There are just too many options to choose fairly. Some music I am less of a fan of; most rap, most EDM (though I have that same soft spot for Daft Punk that everyone has), and pretty much all country. Though I've long grown very used to listening to all three, so it's by no means a dealbreaker.

I am not particular about what I eat. I have eaten things I am not proud of. On the other hand, I have eaten things I am quite proud of. I killed a duck and ate it once. It tasted terrible, like a mouthful of dirt, but still. I felt very Highlander-y. Anyway, my point is that I eat most things. Not too big on fish, but I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Social Contact
Yellow Legal Pads
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever needs thinking about, I guess. If nothing needs attention, I daydream a lot, and I spend a lot of time thinking about things that have no answer and can't have an answer. Also about things that are irrelevant to all present conditions and circumstances, especially things I know nothing about. It isn't usually useful, but I suppose it's interesting. The problem is, I have this shit on all the time. It's just a little voice that's infantily curious about ridiculous things that never shuts up. It makes ideas pretty easy, but sleeping difficult. I could do with dramatically less "thinking time" late at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lazing about at home, out with my buddies, or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an inordinate fear of dying alone (well, I'm pretty damn afraid of dying, but dying alone is just salt in the wound).
You should message me if
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You like pina coladas, and taking walks in the... wait, no, that's not right.

If you're opinionated, fun, and sincere, we'll get along swimmingly.