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41 M Alexandria, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:24pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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" There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about me, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand....
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. "

I scored EPMD on the Briggs & Stratton test.

Post a picture of yourself. When you don't post a picture of yourself, people Google you. When people Google you, they find pictures of your mom in a gang bang. When people find pictures of your mom in a gang bang, they sign up for the next one. When they show up for the next gang bang, they run in to their dad. When they run in to their dad, it makes Thanksgiving dinner awkward. Don't make Thanksgiving dinner awkward. Post a picture.....and get DIRECTV.

I don't want to waste anyone's time. I have zero interest in a relationship. I've never been in one and never will. Don't interpret that as I'm looking to get laid. I don't think I'm that good looking to be trolling for buns. :P

Words with Friends: Skwidrifik
What I’m doing with my life
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Never expected to make it past 18,so I think I'm doing pretty good :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being happy. Cheesy, I know.
I'm a big time underachiever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably nothing, unless I'm on my motor bike. Then they notice my bright red mohawk on my helmet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I only read non-fiction books.

Like old movies, especially westerns.

TV shows; The Walking Dead,Breaking Bad,It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,Orange is the New Black,Seinfeld,The Dog Whisperer,Pawn Stars,American Pickers,60 Minutes,Family Guy.
Documentaries are my first choice.

Mostly listen to podcasts. Music's old peoples music.

As far as food goes...I'll eat almost anything that will fill my stomach up, except seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A very long walk
Misha's coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if there was a civilization that existed a billion years ago on Earth that was like ours or even more technologically advanced and it was wiped out by a meteor.Maybe every billion years a "reset button" is pushed and everything starts all over.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. Now get off my lawn!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no secrets. My motto is; "If you don't want anyone to know about it, don't do it!"
You should message me if
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You don't support terrorism.


The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!


If you have a bicycle and want to ride along the Potomac with me.