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Scooter_Pie

41 Alexandria, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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" There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about me, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand....
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. "

I scored EPMD on the Briggs & Stratton test.

Post a picture of yourself. When you don't post a picture of yourself, people Google you. When people Google you, they find pictures of your mom in a gang bang. When people find pictures of your mom in a gang bang, they sign up for the next one. When they show up for the next gang bang, they run in to their dad. When they run in to their dad, it makes Thanksgiving dinner awkward. Don't make Thanksgiving dinner awkward. Post a picture.....and get DIRECTV.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a blue collar white male inside the beltway. It's a lonely world.
I’m really good at
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Being happy. Cheesy, I know.
I'm a big time underachiever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have permanent resting bitch face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I only read non-fiction books.

Like old movies, especially westerns.

TV shows; The Walking Dead,Breaking Bad,It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,Orange is the New Black,Seinfeld,The Dog Whisperer,Pawn Stars,American Pickers,60 Minutes,Family Guy.
Documentaries are my first choice.

Mostly listen to podcasts. Music wise...it's old peoples music.

As far as food goes...I'll eat almost anything that will fill my stomach up, except seafood.
The six things I could never do without
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Bicycle
Motorcycle
A very long walk
Tools
Misha's coffee
Reddit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a woman has ever masturbated to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. Now get off my lawn!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no secrets. My motto is; "If you don't want anyone to know about it, don't do it!"
You should message me if
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You don't support terrorism.

Orrrrrrr......

The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!

Orrrrrrrr......

If you have a bicycle and want to ride along the Potomac with me.

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