42 Alexandria, VA
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My self-summary
" There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about me, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand....
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. "
What I’m doing with my life
I married a clown. We're having tiny little clown babies.
I’m really good at
Rape,murder,arson,and rape.
The first things people usually notice about me
Don't know. Don't care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Non-fiction books
Old Western movies
Jazz,Classical and almost anything from the 80's & 90's
I'll eat almost anything except seafood. Yucky!
The six things I could never do without
Misha's coffee
Cat videos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's that pain in my chest? Must be a heart attack! Nope, just gas. I hate being old.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Now get off my lawn!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no secrets. My motto is; "If you don't want anyone to know about it. Don't do it !"

But if you want a juicy tidbit. My mom told me that I'm only here because it was too late to abort me after it became legal. I rolled out when I was 16.
You should message me if
Watch this before messaging me.