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Scooter_Pie

41 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
" There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about me, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand....
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. "

I scored EPMD on the Briggs & Stratton test.

Post a picture of yourself. When you don't post a picture of yourself, people Google you. When people Google you, they find pictures of your mom in a gang bang. When people find pictures of your mom in a gang bang, they sign up for the next one. When they show up for the next gang bang, they run in to their dad. When they run in to their dad, it makes Thanksgiving dinner awkward. Don't make Thanksgiving dinner awkward. Post a picture.....and get DIRECTV.

I don't want to waste anyone's time. I have zero interest in a relationship. I've never been in one and never will. Don't interpret that as I'm looking to get laid. I don't think I'm that good looking to be trolling for buns. :P
What I’m doing with my life
Never expected to make it past 18,so I think I'm doing pretty good :)
I’m really good at
Being happy. Cheesy, I know.
I'm a big time underachiever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only read non-fiction books.

Like old movies,especially westerns.

TV shows; The Walking Dead,Breaking Bad,It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,Orange is the New Black,Seinfeld,The Dog Whisperer,Pawn Stars,American Pickers,60 Minutes,Family Guy and documentaries.

Mostly listen to podcasts. Music wise...it's old peoples music.

As far as food goes...I'll eat almost anything that will fill my stomach up,except seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Bicycle
Motorcycle
A very long walk
Tools
Misha's coffee
Reddit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if there was a civilization that existed a billion years ago on Earth that was like ours or even more technologically advanced and it was wiped out by a meteor.Maybe every billion years a "reset button" is pushed and everything starts all over.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Now get off my lawn!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no secrets. My motto is; "If you don't want anyone to know about it, don't do it!"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't support terrorism.

Orrrrrrr......

The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!

Orrrrrrrr......

If you have a bicycle and want to ride along the Potomac with me.