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Scootmuffin

24 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Welcome! Please feel free to check me out. I figure that people on this site are kind of similar, so perhaps you can find details that make me different in some of these paragraphs. Or you could just go to the pictures.

I've had this profile for awhile, and am only active in little spurts of time. A lot of what's written here is almost a conversation between myself, and myself after I've read what I wrote some months (or perhaps years) ago. Therefore, I hope you understand that this profile isn't long and pretentious because meeting people on this site is a priority for me, although I have become friends with one or two people through here.

When I was younger I dreamed without color about immaculate European gardens. Blackberry bushes walled out labyrinths of fountains big and small, statues of classical figured angels, and birds. I danced and spun about as the autumn leaves placed themselves carefully on the exquisite fountains' pools. Although I only saw her in greyscale, there was also a girl there. She was something of a co-conspirator there, in my mind's refuge, innocent and friendly, patiently exhorting me to enjoy my childhood. I told myself that I'd find that patch of earth again, when I grew up. The colors would blend in with my understanding of the world, and the woman would be there, waiting for me after the years. What I'd like to do is find someone like that.

The above is very abstract. To sum it up in a way some people might understand, I'm kind of a sweet geeky or dorky type. I watch too much tv on my computer and know too much about it. I can't decide if I look better with facial hair or without it, or if I should just trim to keep a constant base line. If I could live anywhere in the world it would be Sweden, because I studied abroad there and agree with the politics.

I was once on the Jerry Springer show, not that I get into fights all the time. There's an imdb page for me (unrelated to Jerry Springer), not that I'm famous. Also, I once won a dance contest during a minor league baseball game, not that I'm a good dancer.

I am honest, efficacious, and here for you!
What I’m doing with my life
I usually live in Columbus to brief cases.

I'm trying to learn to play the bass guitar. Yeah, I know. It's not very ambitious. But I'm used to non tonal percussion or keyboards.
I’m really good at
talkin' history, opening beer bottles, sauteing zucchini, remembering pokémon stats, catching a football, folding chairs, squeezing lemons, taking pictures of flowers using the "cuisine" setting on my camera, and telling you facts about the big and small screen. I will give you pino noir and chocolate.

sharing fried chickennnnnnn and cupcakes!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm an international nasty girl. Sometimes I have a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite movie is probably Easy Rider, also really like True Romance, Casablanca, Apocalypse Now, The Departed, Let The Right One In, and many more!

TV: Jeopardy!, The Wire, King of the Hill, Luther, True Blood, Game of Thrones, Meet the Press

A current favorite book is Snow by Orhan Pamuk. I love Gilead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Lolita, The Ha-Ha, Reservation Blues, and so much else.

I like songs that are longer than five minutes long and listening to albums in one go. Okay, here it is: The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Menomena, Beirut, Dntel, Metric, The Magnetic Fields, The Arcade Fire, RJD2, First Aid Kit, The Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, The Slip, Guster, Lykke Li, Jens Lekman, Monsters of Folk, Nujabes, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Sigur Rós, Sun Kil Moon, Wilco, Youth Lagoon, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Eagles, The Smiths, and Credence Clearwater Revival.

I really like this food truck called Tacos Don Memo, which serves burritos and tortas. Of course, I'm in Ohio and this truck is now 7.5 hours away.
The six things I could never do without
1. You're like a dream come true.
2. Just want to be with you.
3. Girl, it's plain to see, that you're the one for me.
4. Repeat steps one through three.
5. Make you fall in love with me.
(6?) If ever I believe my work is done, then I start back at one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ERISA. Marijuana Legalization. What the American dream is for, now.

My career...
On a typical Friday night I am
at Mad Mex, since we're talking typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In younger years I slept on the floor a lot. I felt very comfortable on the blue carpeting, not only because there was no fear of falling out of the bed.

It occurs to me that some people may not understand this question the way that I do. It doesn't ask you to record your deepest-darkest secret. Instead you are supposed to write down something about you that 1) you are willing to admit, and 2) is private. Obviously, the definition of "private" is left to you. If you aren't willing to admit anything that isn't public knowledge about you, then that isn't much fun, right?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone intelligent, who has knowledge of the world and from whom I can learn. I hope you are not completely cynical though, or alternatively that you are humorously cynical. Still, I would appreciate the opportunity not only to learn from you, but also to learn with you.