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Scorpio090

26 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–18
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear Lasses and Ladies: Just so you know it is terrifyingly difficult to approach you (b/c you're flippin' gorgeous and beautiful :) ) and us guys, some of us not all of us, have a very most extremely hard time approaching you. We get clammy, and tied up and all this happens while we're in a van down by the river dancing around a small fire (in our man-diaper) wearing a dress and chanting some obscure mantra like (I have the courage, I have the courage, I has it!) but realizing yea right, I don't. Ok, maybe not the singing, but...

Point? It's hard to talk to you! So for all the guys out there that are like me, please be gentle and nice about it? :) and let us down easy when we're awkward and shiz? K, thx a bunch if you actually read this and even more if ya do it! :)

I work a full time job and trying to get an OSU job for the benefits and education. I like to enjoy having a good time with friends and just being myself around them :)

I am very much an indoors person who likes to cuddle and snuggle up beneath some blankets and have fun watching something on tv or just chatting with friends. If someone wants to go out, I usually dress up (just a lil') and then have a blast wherever they like to go!

Oh, and I'm a total goofball, just fyi! I often put my foot in my mouth and say the COMPLETELY wrong thing 'cause I'm just having fun and being me...and don't think. So, sry in advance, ladies and lasses.

I have my own place that I live alone at and keep finding ways to keep myself busy busy busy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Livin' it up and tryin to just be me, while goin to school when I have an idea how to make it work :)

I'm also a writer! If you would like to check a couple chapters of what I have written so far here it is:

https://drive.google.com/?utm_medium=et&utm_source=about&utm_campaign=et-about&authuser=0#my-drive

And I'm currently in planning phase for the pokeman apocalypse and the zombie apocalypse so if you are too we should totally do it together. Like, seriously. NOW!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sympathizing and Understanding while being very easy to talk to!

(this is what people tell me just fyi :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My crazy red beard! (as opposed to my brown(ish) hair!)

My shortness lol and also the parting of the Red Sea on my head (others use the 'thinning hair' thing but I don'ts believes them at alls!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Uh, a lot?

Movies: LOTR, Incredibles, The Matrix Trilogy, lots of comedy too, Serenity, Underworld (all of them), The Fifth Element, Disney and Pixar everything pretty much

Music: Nightwish, any rock/classic rock, some rap/hip hop, I do enjoy some DMX

TV Shows: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Firefly, Torchwood, Furturama

Books: Les Miserables (don't have an unabridged copy so if you happen to have one, I AM SO TOTALLY DOWN W/ STEALING IT OFF U or...you could just give it to me :) and like, never see it again! :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Job, computer, friends, my creativity, games, and...idk about this one so I shall say the Lady-folk!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Anti-Life equation! lol, i know i know, very geeky, but I just had too :)

But really, how to be a good friend. I feel I'm great in some areas, and am working on others to make them better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin' w/ friends, cuddlin' watchin' some show/movie/thing, or playin' some compy games!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like's girly movies and even some chick-flicks

Very much a hopeless romantic :) and...not ashamed at all :)

Anything else, just ask and I'll prolly tell
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to chill and hang out sometime, wanna get to know each other, want a new awesome friend, or want something more serious or scandalous! lol Oooo, and if you're trying to take over the world or would like to do something over the top fun! :)

Or have something new I should try out!

You are secretly The Doctor and you must have some help defending the universe from a threat that will destroy it! Totally. Flippin'. All over that!