Welcome to my long and quasi-random profile. I have been on this site for quite a few years and I have compulsively added tiny bits of information to my profile, until it became the humongous read it is today. Enjoy!

Rødgrød med fløde! Skiskydinglandshold! Now that I have passed your filter of Danishness, please continue reading my profile with the due respect. Tak!

So, let's start with the raw image. I am a very chilled out, atypical intellectual and perhaps a becoming sociopath(not a psycho - just the sexy, antihero version, go go me!). I care about my image, but I dream of being free from the clutches of modern human society. I like to provoke others into breaking the norms and thinking outside of the fucking box. I am cynical and nonconformist - I laugh at conservative life views, reject the bullshit values we get fed with in order to keep us in line and I improve my perceived amorality on a daily basis.

I am also extremely laid back and more friendly than not. Actually, I am very friendly with everyone, but I have a soft spot for cute girls who touch me under the table.

I am even friendly with complete strangers - I am an active CouchSurfing host, so I often have guests sleeping in my living room. Just doing my little thing to make the world better.

I am sophisticated, but I am not in any ways a prude. I am somewhat sleazy, but only because it amuses me to act that way. I can keep talking for hours and still make sense despite getting nowhere. It's a good strategy for making and keeping friends(and for mating, it seems). Therefore, I will keep you entertained, keep my boredom amused and still be able to walk back home and smoke a joint after many beers and vodka shots. I might fake being drunk and ask to be carried back home if I crave company, though.

On to the facade. Here is my "just another sheep in the flock of bitches" image. I am a polite, open minded, somewhat different individual. It seems that I am very lucky, too.
I have a tendency of dominating the discussions that I am involved in, which sometimes makes me seem to be arrogant. On the other hand, I can use my (bad but good) humor and compensate any bad mood right away.

I am also a grammar nazi, just so you know. your an idiot; i'm a genious

BONUS: Don't even dare to assume that I am a mainstream rebel just like your favorite TV "idol". Kiddie anarchists piss me off. People with Che Guevara T-shirts should get a permanent holiday in North Korea. Eat ass, dumbfucks. Oh yeah, I am quite outspoken, too. That's what I was going to say.

For one thing, I don't watch TV at all.

I have a fabulous IT job and I won't talk about it because it's just a cover for my super secret agent mission. Also, I work for Carlsberg and that is probably the best job in the world, because I get tons of free booze every month.

I have a rather cynical view about the world and I don't have a very positive view over the future of human society. Each day, I see new reasons to seriously consider that it would be a moral crime to have children(heh, I guess I do have a bit of morality left).

So, in a few years I will get away to a cheap island in buttfuck nowhere and surround myself with teen sluts, booze and the dopest dope you've ever smoked.

After that you will only hear from me again when I will publish the best porn script ever made. And when we'll chat on facebook, of course.

Crashing on strangers' couches after some party that I have been brought to by the means of an intricate, very random plot.

My sexy lesbian bodyguards. I wear them wrapped around my thighs.

a.) "In Search of Lost Time" by Marcel Proust Any book of Lucian Blaga's poetry, "The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge" by Rainer Maria Rilke, The "Pandora" trilogy by Frank Herbert and Bill Ransom, Other Americas and Little Heroes by Norman Spinrad.

Although not exactly a book, I absolutely love the best comic series ever, aka Transmetropolitan. Spider Jerusalem is the one of my favourite characters ever. Calvin and Hobbes is another all time favorite and so is 100 Bullets. I can't wait for the remaining few issues!

b.)Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Snatch, Fight Club, Brazil, Stalker, 1984, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Yume(Dreams), A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, Catch 22, Secretary, Kill Bill Vol 1, Phone Booth, City of God, Closer, The Big Lebowski, Monsters Inc., Underground, Black Cat, White Cat,Time of The Gypsies, 28 Days Later and a lot more I'm forgeting about right now

c.) There's too many bands to list, let's just say I listen to a lot of musical genres, mostly industrial, hardcore, thrash metal, punk, stoner rock, EBM, jazz and trip hop. By the way, Gogol Bordello rules and so does Queens of The Stone Age!

You can find some statistics with the music I listen to at http://www.last.fm/user/Scorpio83/

d.) Anything that is cooked by my mother. Damn, I miss that. Anyways, I can cook pretty good myself. At least omelets. At least sometimes... :D

Vices. I'll have 6 of each, please.

- Excuses and stratagems for waking up late.

- Excuses and stratagems for waking up early and having sloppy morning sex.

- How to work less and make more money.

- How to have enough freedom/money/power to stop working at all.

- What the bloody fucking hell are all of us doing here and whether it would be a moral crime to bring children to this world otherwise than accidentally.

- The option of becoming a social outcast/nomad and living a simple, non-materialistic, non confidence-burdened, less eventful, but happier life. I'm too much of a hedonist for that, but I guess that I like wishful thinking more than I like to admit.

- Escaping. I can't stand the repetitive and monotonous parts of my existence and I'd rather fantasize about being wherever I want to be and doing something interesting. Or finding a partner in crime. Think that you're up to it? Probably not, but you are free to apply.

- Taxes. I hate taxes. Income taxation is theft! I do agree to paying municipal tax, though.

- Politics and macroeconomic policies.

- The clash of civilizations and my fears regarding the possible decline of Western culture and the aftermath that such a mess would have.

- World domination. Hey, it's all for your good! Or mine. Whatever. Let me say that again. Ahem...WORLD DOMINATION! LESBIAN BODYGUARDS...ATTACK!!!

- Survival tactics for the moment when social order will break down and chaos will ensue.

- Various past experiences and whether have I learned the lessons that they carried or not.

- Becoming a vampire. That would be hot. Hott!

- All sorts of dirty stuff. Because kinky sex makes the world go 'round! :D

Petrifiedly drunkenstoned and having lots of fun, whether with company or by myself. If there's no company, I always seem to find the right people to hang out with.

I think I could be a porn mogul if I really enjoyed hard work.

a.) You make a good partner in crime.

b.) My bodyguards like your mom.

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Special mention: Also, if you are Lindsay Lohan. I would so totally date her if her personality from this parody dating ad was for real.