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Scotchnoice

39 M Waterloo, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a record store dude. Yes. Records & CDs, but it's the DVDs that allow me to live within my means. I do this at a "management" level, so you can call me PROfessor Rock.
But still, I own surprisingly few CDs and n̶̶o̶̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g̶̶l̶̶e̶ ̶r̶̶e̶̶c̶̶o̶̶r̶̶d̶. Why? It's 2014 & I'm not 70. However, I might buy a record player soon... one that certain furry animals won't destroy. Not to mention, the records which I once did own were flood damaged years ago.

Fun fact: I'm exactly two days older than Jack White.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Deciding which unpronounceable scotch I'll buy my Dad next fall and/or xmas.
Just bought a "More Cowbell" t-shirt at a thrift store the other day. I though it was a good thrift store find. Gold!
Just figured out how to add hours & minutes by dividing by 60 with a spreadsheet.
Cheese is good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome.
Most things technological, logical, illogical, and fun.
Also putting irrationally horrible people in their place, providing violence is out... this sometimes comes with my job!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm there.
I might have the same haircut as Lorne Malvo. (you get bonus points for knowing the question to that answer)
When I was in high school, I looked like Tom Petty or Kurt Cobain, depending on the day. I say Tom Petty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How am I supposed to read Game Of Thrones when that cool-as-hell TV series is on?
I would agree that Harold & Maude is one of the best movies ever; I've felt this way since 1994.
I recently watched Jiro Dreams Of Sushi, so now I want to move to Japan, and by the time I'm 85 I'll maybe be a sushi chef.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, internets, shoes, these cats, a watch, a towel, oh and water makes 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum Physics. Scotch that can not be pronounced by North Americans. What to do, who that is, trogdorz, what a nice day it is, and should I̶ ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶r̶e̶s̶ I keep a blanket in the trunk of the new car?

Rock Paper Scissors Lizards Spock.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having to work the next morning, but not too early, and not always. Or, not.
Or, out with peoples, rocking out, swillin' old man beerz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have assisted in birthing both cats & dogs, once each. Also, I may have hit the Soundgarden bass player with a plastic bottle in '94.
Also, I lived in Banff in 95/96, but I was educated & aware of the whole "sleeping around is a bad idea in this town" bit. Fun times though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want me to take you on a date to wal-mart. (you should message me it you got past that & know where it came from very recently)
You're not a f**king nazi.