But still, I own surprisingly few CDs and n̶̶o̶̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g̶̶l̶̶e̶ ̶r̶̶e̶̶c̶̶o̶̶r̶̶d̶. Why? It's 2014 & I'm not 70. However, I might buy a record player soon... one that certain furry animals won't destroy. Not to mention, the records which I once did own were flood damaged years ago.
Fun fact: I'm exactly two days older than Jack White.