40 Waterloo, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
Not long ago I turned 40! But hardly a month prior, I got carded at the LCBO... soo I got that going for me.

I've been a record store dude for many years now. Business it good, and if you think it's not, then you're wrong.

I'm a genuinely nice & cool person. All in agreement are friends, family, neighbours, customers & co-workers.
Those in disagreement are a**holes, for obvious reasons.
What I’m doing with my life
Record store work is all consuming. Explaining the state of VHS to old people is tiring. Staring blankly at non-English speaking European men looking for porn is harder.
Cheese is good.
I’m really good at
Being awesome.
Predicting the outcome of almost any Mythbusters episode.
Identifying bad movies before they're watched.
Opening bottles of wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm there.
Wearing an awesome shirt.
When I was in high school, I looked like Tom Petty or Kurt Cobain, depending on the day. I say Tom Petty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been a Ween fan since '92.
I would agree that Harold & Maude is one of the best movies ever; I've felt this way since 1994.
I recently watched Jiro Dreams Of Sushi, so now I want to move to Japan, and by the time I'm 85 I'll maybe be a sushi chef.
The six things I could never do without
Hot sauce, coffee, all the things, and you! (all the things is 3)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I re-watch Mildred Pierce, or should I read the book?
Would Kate Winslet be into me?
I understand the success of Titanic... but Avatar??? Come on!!
I don't watch shitty movies anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Designing book covers for books that will never be written, if I have to work in the morning. If I don't have to work in the morning, then it's cheese cheese cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drew dick-butts & pooping-dicks on the bottom of my friends floorboards while installing them.
I may or may not be allowed to enter the U.S. due to Twitter.
You should message me if
you want to share a jar of peanut butter and you're not a f**king nazi.