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Scotmonkey

31 F Florissant, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jun 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm ordinarily a laid back and goofy person. While there IS filter between my brain and my mouth, it is rarely used. I also consider myself to be a walking contradiction...shy, yet very outgoing most of the time, flirty but loyal, etc. If you're around me, just prepare yourself ahead of time to hear off the wall, random, and sometimes inappropriate comments. It WILL happen, the REAL question is when.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living it! Durrrrr.... recently obtained a new job that was desperately needed. "Normal" hours, and decent pay with minimal stress. Who knew you could find that in a lawyers office? Luckily, this opportunity came in the nick of time and provides me with enough time to do my schoolwork as I work on my degree and focus my next big task...buying my own place!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
just enjoying life. Since you only get to live it once, living it out to the fullest and doing the best you can is pretty much a requirement!
The first things people usually notice about me
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1. Breasts
2. Eyes
3. awkward sense of humor
4. loyalty
5. honesty
6. compassion
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I <3 to read, and find a hard time finding room for the new additions in my bookcase! You can find selections ranging from The Great Gatsby and the Psychology of the Simpsons to Art History and sci-fi/fantasy.

I am also hugely in to movies and music. Music ranges from jazz, to punk, rock, alt, classical. Yeah, its like a music maniac on steroids! Current playlist includes: The Who, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, No Doubt, The DirtyHeads, Billie Holliday, Middle Class Rut, VV Brown, Dovetail Joint, Pat Monahan, Lionel Richie, Slipknot and it just goes on and on...Music gets me through my days, and can be the BEST way to express yourself as well.

Hello, my name is Eve and I'm a movie/film addict. The collection is pushing 2500 and its not up to par by any means. But here's a few of the basic requirements: If a film has zombies, spies, Jedi's or any large explosions I will probably love it! Beware, I know that you should NEVER piss off a Wookie. I am NOT too short to be a Stormtrooper. Romulans have anger issues. Vulcans can be sweet. And Indie ALWAYS wins the war, but not always the battle. And if you see a zombie, just aim for the head...and don't forget to double tap!

Food is a delicious necessity of life, and trying new things and cooking for others is a passion of mine as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love
2. My Pup
3. Family
4. Compassion
5. Freedom of expression
6. Music/Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. No, seriously. You should have at least one plan. Preferably more....prepare for that, and you can handle juuuuust about anything!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually chillin at home doin homework, unfortunately. But occasionally I find myself out and about...maybe takin in a movie, a hockey or baseball game, or just a stroll in a park or neighborhood. Lately I've been finishing homework, and then killing via Black Ops. I'm no expert at the game, but its the 3rd best stress-reliever I've found so far! Its the little things, ya know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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there's really not much that's private. If you ask, I shall answer honestly. Guess I should go check under that rug for anything forgotten, now...damn you cupid!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are sweet, kind, caring, tough when it counts, outgoing, and living life to the fullest. Douchebags, assholes, and close-minded folks need not apply any effort. And yes, I do have boobs. Please direct any conversations to another topic...