Other things you should know about me:
-I don't ever take myself too seriously. That's ESPECIALLY true when it comes to online dating profiles.
-I have strong disdain for when people use the term "awesomesauce." However, if I were at a restaurant and there was something on the menu that came with a side of awesomesauce, I would order without hesitation. UPDATE: I'm gonna go ahead and include "amazeballs" with this as well. However, I most certainly would never order amazeballs off of a menu. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
-I despise the taste of coffee, and yet I drink it almost every day. What can I say, caffeine is one hell of a drug.
-I can clap with one hand. Inquire within.
-Sarcasm comes at a premium.