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38 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a low-key geek who just adores a chance to have a fun or romantic night in with a lady friend, but isn't afraid of going out for a risque' evening at a nightclub. I am GLBT-supportive and a friend to all living creatures (except the ones I eat, sorry chickens, cows, and sheep!), though I don't keep any pets.

I also don't own a car. Damn things are too expensive, they pollute the environment, and get broken into in droves in my Uptown neighborhood. Bikes are better for city life.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working the midnight shift at those tall multicolored buildings on West Bank that you see when you're going downtown.

I'm looking for a new job, preferably one where I actually get to be awake during the day, and do things with people on weekends. My current days off are Tuesday and Wednesdays, which are great for doctor's appointments but horrible for chilling with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving advice to other people. Giving massages, potentially while giving good advice (I won't say 'backrub' because I also do the oft-overlooked face, hands, and leg massages).

I'm creative and have an odd humor, which isn't to say I have odd humors; I would label myself as a combination melancholic-phlegmatic with an occasional sanguine streak.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently it's my glasses, because I'm told that I look very different depending on if I'm wearing them or my contacts.

I'm a big guy but I like to think I'm not intimidating. The second thing that people notice about me is that I have a degree in English and try to be at least moderately grammatical.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I cancelled my cable, so I have been watching a lot of Netflix. I recently watched the entirety of Star Wars: The Clone Wars and it retroactively made the prequels better. Blue is the Warmest Color made me happy and sad at the same time.

I am so pumped about how great Guardians of the Galaxy was, despite having no idea what it was until last year. Marvel's just knocking them out of the park lately; I can't wait for their four Netflix series.

Oh yeah, and I like a lot of fantasy and sci-fi books. You'll see me at least once a week at Chipotle with my nose in a book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Surly Cross-Check bicycle. As mentioned above, I don't own a car, and quite frankly I'm not sure I would want one in the neighborhood where I work.
2. Tylenol PM, for when I have to sleep in the early afternoon for work.
3. The Midtown Greenway, for getting pretty much everywhere I need to go.
4. Uptown, where my apartment and everything I need is.
5. Utility kilt!
6. A good book (recently, The Marbury Lens and its sequel, Passenger).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. I've never taken work home like this before. Just something raw about dealing with refugees, immigrants, and drug addicts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working from midnight to 10 AM Saturday. I guess I'm free before that, as long as I get sleep in there somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get so much grief at work that I have to keep reminding myself that I never had to flee my nation of birth due to a warlord's murder squads.
You should message me if
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"LOL" isn't in your texting vocabulary. If that is the case, I already like you and we should talk!

You are a gamer and would like to chat games. I am getting a good laugh out of my Gamma World game right now and love to talk about it.

Ethnic origin, religion, gender identity... these things don't matter as much as open-mindedness and compassion.

I like to think that I'm not superficial, but I exercise at least a little bit every day and I would hope that someone I dated would also take care of herself, too.