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31 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Mar 20
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm 6'3", and maintain a very consistent panda bear shape.
Actually I'm 6'4", but the rest of it sorta fits me.

I like to ride my bike and listen to records. No, not at the same time. That's just silly. I live in Ukrainian village and work in Logan Square; some people find the previous statements redundant.

I also like to cook, and I'm told I do it well.

I'm in an LTR (with kluckluck) for past a year now and I'm not looking to change that status. My girlfriend and I are interested in meeting new friends and possibly intercourse. The latter is not a primary goal, no reason for you to let that scare you off.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up. It's a more focused question these days.

I work full-time in a career I love. Sometimes I work more than full time. Sometimes I work double-time. I'm OK with that, and you should be too.
I’m really good at
-Getting stuff down from the top shelf.
-Moving heavy objects.
-Pretending I know what I'm talking about.
-High Fives. Once I did a High Ten. The world almost exploded from the force of how awesome that was.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tall bearded fellow with glasses.

"You seem like a very happy person." (I try, with moderate success)
"Is that a self-portrait of you on the wall?" (only once, and no)
"You have a voice for radio" (twice in one night, separate instances)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: About Food. Also, about food and religion. I also like the usual smut: Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman, Harry Potter, Batman.

Movies: Sometimes they're awesome. Tombstone is on record as my favorite movie. Haneke is great

Shows: Sherlock & Trailer Park Boys.

Music: I love it. Elliott Smith, Outkast, Hank Williams (I, II, & III), Modest Mouse, The National...

Food: Kraft Singles with Oscar Meyer Bologna on Wonder Bread... and mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
Retractable Sharpie Markers
My extra-beastly Clipboard, stocked with Notepads and Pens
High Fives
Good Records
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where is my phone?

How did I get here?
How am I supposed to lead this restaurant?
How do I work this?
Will I get any sleep tonight?
Where is that large automobile?

It seems lately that many people on here are concerned with proper use of your vs you're. What's the deal with that?
On a typical Friday night I am
I work on fridays, but ill attempt to give you a better answer. Ready? Okay, here goes:

I like cooking with friends, watching movies, and playing board games.

Dimsum in the morning on my day off is amazing, and then maybe I'll go across the street and watch the Chinese butchers clean frogs.

I really like walking without a destination, especially if I have company. I like it even more after a fresh snow fall, it's as though nature is stealing back the city.

You won't find me in a nightclub; that's important.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My screen name lacks secret meaning.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
The mood strikes you.

Thankyou, have a nice evening!