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24 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:47pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Colorado native, transplanted to California to get my higher education on and liked it enough to stay for a while. I like my job, science, playing sports, cooking food, crossword puzzles, thinking about politics, listening to music, incrementally learning to play music, stand-up, and reading the shit out of a good book. INTJ if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
I got a couple degrees in chemistry, decided I wanted to work in the brewing industry, and now I brew beer for a San Diego microbrewery. Yum.
I’m really good at
Obscure facts, standardized tests, science, peeling a clementine in one piece, making fun of movie characters as I watch movies. Also, drinking.

I'm pretty good at: throwing a football in a spiral, not getting lost in cities, talking like a beer snob, coming back at the exact right time after starting the microwave and walking away

I'm pretty bad at: doing things left-handed, dropping eyedrops in my eye on the first try, mario kart (the shame!)

I'm really bad at: that thing where you pat your head and rub your belly simultaneously
The first things people usually notice about me
Someone once told me I don't look as tall as I am. I like to think this makes me relatable
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to a ton of classic rock, hard rock, progressive rock, and post-rock. Led Zeppelin, The Mars Volta, Explosions In The Sky, Pelican, Queens Of The Stone Age, etc. There's a lot of good music that I appreciate but don't pursue as much, so fans of classical/indie rock/electronic/etc. need not despair. I've been getting better about that and lately rocking out in a more subdued fashion to bands like Dirty Three, The Decemberists, alt-J, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Bonobo. Steer clear if you are stricken with the Bieber fever though

I manage to feel a deep personal connection to Fight Club while also retaining my attachment to material possessions. The hypocrisy's not ideal, but the alternative is frightfully devoid of rice-makers and comfy headphones. Superbad, The Prestige, and The Fall are other favorites, and I'll watch anything that Aaron Sorkin wrote, David Fincher directed, or Paul Rudd was funny in.

Books kick ass. I like reading about most topics, but in the past couple years I've grown to like boring shit a lot more (historical nonfiction/books about political issues). Doesn't mean you won't catch me with some science fiction, band autobiography, or Harry Potter though. Some books I've read in the past year: Sleeping With The Devil, Moby Dick, Blood And Guts: A History Of Surgery, A Song Of Ice And Fire, The Magicians, Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Botany Of Desire (it's actually about plants-not a weird fetish thing)

The only shows I actively keep up with are Archer and the Daily Show, but I'll occasionally binge on a series like the West Wing or Arrested Development for a few weeks (HOUSE OF CARDS HOUSE OF CARDS). Also, during football season I turn into a bro and get really into grilling while watching enormous men give each other brain damage.

I put sriracha on like 80% of the food I make. And I make a lot of food.
The six things I could never do without
My Friends

That's five. Six is too many, and four? Get fucking serious
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beer, Politics, Science

Where in the world I want to travel

My deep-seated preference for dental floss as opposed to dental tape

Zone blitzes! And other football strategy which I am guaranteed to never have a practical use for.

The nature of humanity and stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
out causing a ruckus and/or playing board games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think the questions "with explanations" say more about you than anything else on this site
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you're on the fence, you're pretty much already over the fence