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  • Ages 20–28
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Last online
Jul 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Colorado native, transplanted to California to get my higher education on and liked it enough to stay for a while. I like my job, sports, cooking, crossword puzzles, politics, music, stand-up, and reading the shit out of a good book. INTJ if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I got a couple degrees in chemistry, decided I wanted to work in the brewing industry, and now I brew beer for a San Diego microbrewery. Yum.

EDIT: I am currently brewing beer in Nepal for 7 months! Looking to move to New York or California afterwards.
I’m really good at
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Obscure facts, standardized tests, science, peeling a clementine in one piece, making fun of movie characters as I watch them. Also, drinking.

I'm pretty good at: throwing a football in a spiral, not getting lost in cities, talking like a beer snob, coming back at the exact right time after starting the microwave and walking away

I'm pretty bad at: doing things left-handed, dropping eyedrops in my eye on the first try, mario kart (the shame!)

I'm really bad at: that thing where you pat your head and rub your belly simultaneously
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me I don't look as tall as I am. I like to think this makes me relatable
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly listen to rock under all sorts of qualifiers (progressive, classic, hard, post-). Led Zeppelin, The Mars Volta, Explosions In The Sky, Queens Of The Stone Age, etc. There's a lot of good music I can appreciate but don't pursue as much, so fans of classical/hip-hop/electronic/etc. need not despair. I've been getting better about that and lately rocking out in a more subdued fashion to bands like Dirty Three, Future Islands, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Bon Iver. Steer clear if you are stricken with the Bieber fever though

Fight Club tops my list (so original! what a beautiful, unique snowflake I must be). Superbad, The Prestige, and The Fall are other favorites, and I'll watch anything that Aaron Sorkin wrote, David Fincher directed, or Paul Rudd was funny in.

Books kick ass. Sci-fi, historical nonfiction, policy issues, whatever. Good writing is good reading. Some books I've read in the past year or so: The Magicians (Grossman), Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance (Pirsig), Cat's Cradle (Vonnegut), Tales of Ordinary Madness (Bukowski), David And Goliath (Gladwell), The Brothers Karamozov (Dostoevsky), Citizen Of The Galaxy (Heinlein), Ficciones (Borges), East Of Eden (Steinbeck)

When I'm not mourning the losses of Stewart and Colbert, I'm digging Louie, Bob's Burgers, Cosmos, Jeopardy!, and Sherlock. Last Week Tonight does a great job scratching my righteous indignation itch. The BBC versions of Top Gear and Planet Earth/Life are far superior. I feel very strongly about this. Classics like the West Wing, Avatar, the Simpsons, It's Always Sunny, etc. are always welcome too.

Oh, during football season I turn into a bro and get really into grilling while watching enormous men give each other brain damage. I have also watched what most people would find to be a disconcerting number of tennis matches on Youtube.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends

That's five. Six is too many, and four? Get fucking serious
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Beer, Politics, Science

Where in the world I want to travel

My deep-seated preference for dental floss as opposed to dental tape

Zone blitzes! And other football strategy which I am guaranteed to never have a practical use for.

The nature of humanity and stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out causing a ruckus and/or playing board games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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you're happy and you know it