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25 • Brooklyn, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 4:33am
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
EDIT: I am currently brewing beer in Nepal for 7 months! Looking to move to New York or California afterwards.
I'm pretty good at: throwing a football in a spiral, not getting lost in cities, talking like a beer snob, coming back at the exact right time after starting the microwave and walking away
I'm pretty bad at: doing things left-handed, dropping eyedrops in my eye on the first try, mario kart (the shame!)
I'm really bad at: that thing where you pat your head and rub your belly simultaneously
Fight Club tops my list. Superbad, The Prestige, and The Fall are other favorites, and I'll watch anything that Aaron Sorkin wrote, David Fincher directed, or Paul Rudd was funny in.
Books kick ass. Genre rarely matters. Good writing is good reading. Some books I've read in the past year or so: Tales of Ordinary Madness (Bukowski), David And Goliath (Gladwell), The Brothers Karamozov (Dostoevsky), Citizen Of The Galaxy (Heinlein), Ficciones (Borges), East Of Eden (Steinbeck), Slaughterhouse-Five (Vonnegut), Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman (Murakami)
When I'm not mourning the losses of Stewart and Colbert, I'm digging Louie, Bob's Burgers, Jeopardy!, and Cosmos. Last Week Tonight does a great job scratching my righteous indignation itch. Game of Thrones of course. Classics like the West Wing, the Simpsons, It's Always Sunny, etc. are always welcome too.
Oh, during football season I turn into a bro and get really into grilling while watching enormous men give each other brain damage. I have also watched what most people would find to be a disconcerting number of tennis matches on Youtube.
You could reference any Calvin & Hobbes strip and I will get it.
That's five. Six is too many, and four? Get fucking serious
Where in the world I want to travel
My deep-seated preference for dental floss as opposed to dental tape
Zone blitzes! And other football strategy for which I am guaranteed to never have a practical use
The nature of humanity and stuff
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