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24 / M / Straight / Single
San Diego, CA
- Last Online
- Feb 22
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Relationship Type
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
I'm pretty good at: throwing a football in a spiral, not getting lost in cities, talking like a beer snob, coming back at the exact right time after starting the microwave and walking away
I'm pretty bad at: doing things left-handed, dropping eyedrops in my eye on the first try, mario kart (the shame!)
I'm really bad at: that thing where you pat your head and rub your belly simultaneously
I manage to feel a deep personal connection to Fight Club while also retaining my attachment to material possessions. The hypocrisy's not ideal, but the alternative is frightfully devoid of rice-makers and comfy headphones. Superbad, The Prestige, and The Fall are other favorites, and I'll watch anything that Aaron Sorkin wrote or Paul Rudd was funny in.
I like reading about most topics, but in the past couple years I've grown to like boring shit a lot more (historical nonfiction/books about political issues). Doesn't mean you won't catch me with some science fiction, band autobiography, or Harry Potter though.
The only shows I actively keep up with are Archer and the Daily Show, but I'll occasionally binge on a series like the West Wing or Arrested Development for a few weeks. Also, during football season I turn into a bro and get really into grilling while watching enormous men give each other brain damage.
I put sriracha on like 80% of the food I make. And I make a lot of food.
The ability to count didn't quite make the cut, I guess
Where in the world I want to travel
My deep-seated preference for dental floss as opposed to dental tape
Zone blitzes! And other football strategy which I am guaranteed to never have a practical use for.
The nature of humanity and stuff
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
...not that you would know that without messaging me in the first place.
...So then I guess if you enjoy paradoxes
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