First, please don't group me in with some of the knuckleheads you've been meeting on here, you know the ones I'm talking about. I'm a good guy looking for that one amazing woman.
Let's cook up something cool and rare between us, something that most people admire and wish they could have.
There's nothing shy about me, I'm a cheesy romantic, I'm willing to try anything 3 times, and I sometimes forget what I'm going to say mid sente