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28 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 20
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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Actor, singer, insomniac, nerd, climber of rocks, TV-enthusiast, reluctant worker-outer, former Iowan, subpar guitarist.

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."
What I’m doing with my life
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Climbing rocks and teaching others to do so. Acting and singing when paid to do so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feeling uncomfortable talking about what I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall. And Aryan. Like, really tall and super Aryan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like authors whose stories make me laugh out loud: Chuck Klosterman, Neil Gaiman, Hunter S. Thompson, Christopher Moore, and George Bernard Shaw. Also, anything with a dragon or a spaceship.

Directors I like a lot: Coen brothers, Mel Brooks, Christopher Nolan, Nora Ephron, Judd Apatow, Wes Anderson, J.J. Abrams, Tarantino, and Joss Whedon.

We live in a Golden Age of TV: Archer, Better Call Saul, Sherlock, Community, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Louie, OITNB. Older stuff: The Wire, Deadwood, Fargo, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Arrested Development, Firefly, The Wire, Friday Night Lights, and anything with Aaron Sorkin dialogue.

Ben Folds, Jonathan Coulton, The Goat Rodeo Sessions, The Decemberists, Nickel Creek, and the Summer Hits of the 90s.

I will eat anything and everything that I do not have to prepare myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Podcasts, my bike, cards of the magical variety, peanut butter, real live books, and an artistic means through which to express myself...or TV on demand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know, man, know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends at an apartment, drinking whiskey, playing games, and ordering food.
Avoiding the judging glares of the laundromat employee who can't understand why I have nothing better to do on a Friday night than wash my clothes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to fall in love. Find the person that makes me make sense. The person who gives me as much shit, if not more than, I give her and she does it with the most smug fucking smile you've ever seen. We'll have amazing, passionate, soul-altering sex, slam a pint of Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked, and rewatch an episode of The West Wing. That would be nice.
You should message me if
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You like The Thrilling Adventure Hour or Dead Authors Podcast.