ME: It's impossible to answer this without sounding like a total douchebag but I'll try. Just like all of you, I am a DC transplant. I moved here 4 months ago for a nursing residency and need all new buds to hang with and possibly smooch.
FUN FACTS (Part 1): I get overly excited about seemingly commonplace things and have a serious issue with follow through, but I am an excellent travel partner and give great hugs and high fives.
FUN FACTS (Part 2): I am a bit of an unconscious kleptomaniac. To those unfamiliar with this affliction, it's when you're in a store, your ADD kicks in, and you walk out of said store with random things in your hand. My most popular items are granola bars and gum. I have yet to purposely steal anything and if I tried would most likely spaz out, look really guilty, and be arrested before even committing the crime... Minority Report style. At least that is how it plays out in my head.
FUN FACTS (Part 3): Your selfies scare me. Your shirtless selfies really scare me.
FUN FACTS (Part 4): Emoticons are totally underrated.
FUN FACTS (Part 5): Above the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal... most of the time anyway.
FUN FACTS (Part 6): I can do the worm and recite the alphabet backwards on command.
DISCLAIMER: I think first dates are stupid and a waste of time and money. I'm painfully awkward at bars/restaurants and you (let's face it) really don't want to shell out cash on some girl you just met. Solution: Let's do activities instead. Less money/More fun.
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