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ScreamingTrees01

38 Coventry, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Neanderthal, but can pass for Cro Magnon on a good day. Not in touch with my feminine side, no sense of style, voracious carnivore, not a bit spiritual, and, frankly, a bit stingy (I think I'm just careful). But on the plus side dogs and cats tend to like me, and I'm very good at opening jars, so despite a few crippling character flaws you'll never have to go without tasty pickled onions and the like.

Films are a bit of a passion, also love good music, and seeing new places. And various other interests like history, archaeology, evolution, anthropology and psychology that make me sound intelligent (unfortunately the effect is lost when I let slip I also know a lot of Judas Priest lyrics; I really need to keep quiet about that). And I like shoving heavy-ish weights overhead, but not watching golf or football, because obviously that would just be silly.

That's enough rambling, if you've read this far we'd probably get on (or you think I'm a bit weird and you're doing some sort of clinical psychoanalysis - but even then we might get on). Would like to meet someone intelligent with a good sense of humour, especially if you need any jars opening (it's nice to feel needed).
What I’m doing with my life
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Having adventures. Sorting out the recycling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Movie trivia.
Lifting fairly heavy weights.
Knowing obscure historical facts.
Staying sane.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmmm, not sure... Could be the glass eye, the false teeth, the toupee, the prison tattoos, the nervous tic, or the hook in place of my left hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Blade Runner, Seven Samurai (any early Kurosawa), Godfather 1 and 2, In Bruges, Three Colours trilogy, Serpico, The Wicker Man, Manhunter, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ed Wood, The Seventh Seal, This Is Spinal Tap, The Muppets Do Titus Andronicus (ok I just wish that one existed). Lots more.

Music: eclectic, but mostly rock, especially grunge.

Books: too many to mention, but more non-fiction these days. I loved Blood Meridian and The Road.

TV: mostly comedies - Peep Show, Brass Eye, Spaced, League of Gentlemen, Father Ted, Monty Python, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books (pretty much anything)
2. Movies (but not mediocre ones - very good or very bad only!)
3. My cats
4. Guitar based music (but not Nickelback, obviously)
5. Lifting weights
6. Good food (mainly trying new things - does that count?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about a good steak. On an atypical Friday night, enjoying a good steak. Quite often other things too, but meatiness and tastiness take priority, obviously.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It wouldn't be private then, would it?
Bit boring really, no weird fetishes relating to vegetables, no addictions, no dodgy business dealings, no cult membership, not a train spotter...
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humour.
You hate sprouts.

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