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Screeeaaaming

25 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Eric. I have a lot of trouble making the bed in the morning, I am an artist that works primarily in sculpture, my life has become one large practical joke

http://ericclarkworks.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You know a person best through what they purchase I will try and keep this up to date with my latest internet purchases:

-2G Clear Liquid Latex
-12ft blue LED Strip
-50 Testtubes
-40 Yellow 12v LEDs
-20 Green 12v LEDs
-Avocado, roast garlic, eggplant, roast onion pizza
-24ft color changing LED
-200 mixed mink bones
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recontextualizing garbage and making it look interesting and seem meaningful.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often wear costumes in public
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I get hyped to: Harsh Noise, Sludge Metal, Punk, Krautrock, 90s Rap, Cumbia, Psychedelic 70s stuff, Dad Rock, stuff I can dance to
Top favs no order:
Boredoms
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Skullflower
Ween
Please Inform the Captain This is a Hijack
16 Bitch Pile-up
Kid606
Exuma
Can
Angry Samoans

Books, I like scifi and fantasy, but I'll read just about anything I'm given if someone gives it to me with a good rec, I'm big into comics, not so much super hero stuff, but I'll do that too

Movies: The Room
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, water, the government, Our Lord and Master Satan, snacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the inescapable pointlessness of existence vs. how it's actually still pretty fun anyway
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I live in North Philly but I usually bike the 5miles down to south philly and go from house to house spreading the hood word
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't cried since I was 9
You should message me if
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you'd like to have an incredibly normal and pleasant evening, if you sleep over, my ceiling is full of pigeons