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25 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Very often
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Eric. I have a lot of trouble making the bed in the morning, I am an artist that works primarily in sculpture, my life has become one large practical joke
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You know a person best through what they purchase I will try and keep this up to date with my latest internet purchases:

-2G Clear Liquid Latex
-12ft blue LED Strip
-50 Testtubes
-40 Yellow 12v LEDs
-20 Green 12v LEDs
-Avocado, roast garlic, eggplant, roast onion pizza
-24ft color changing LED
-200 mixed mink bones
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recontextualizing garbage and making it look interesting and seem meaningful.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often wear costumes in public
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I get hyped to: Harsh Noise, Sludge Metal, Punk, Krautrock, 90s Rap, Cumbia, Psychedelic 70s stuff, Dad Rock, stuff I can dance to
Top favs no order:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Please Inform the Captain This is a Hijack
16 Bitch Pile-up
Angry Samoans

Books, I like scifi and fantasy, but I'll read just about anything I'm given if someone gives it to me with a good rec, I'm big into comics, not so much super hero stuff, but I'll do that too

Movies: The Room
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, water, the government, Our Lord and Master Satan, snacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the inescapable pointlessness of existence vs. how it's actually still pretty fun anyway
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I live in North Philly but I usually bike the 5miles down to south philly and go from house to house spreading the hood word
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't cried since I was 9
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd like to have an incredibly normal and pleasant evening, if you sleep over, my ceiling is full of pigeons