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Look, I'm a guy. I don't have friends waiting to catch me be cute and hide their feelings until my wedding day. Shot obeys the rule of thirds, and it's B&W. Plus, I kinda look cute. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE MOMENT!

Because sometime the only time your friends take picture of you is when you look hungover and embrace whale graphitti.

Sometimes I stare deep into my friends' eyes until they giggle uncontrollably. Mainly due to homophobia, and/or some joke I told in the middle. 11/2012

I was Thor once. In Asia. On paint.NET. I love my coworkers. One of them is Loki. In Asia.

My ugly x-mas sweater has a snuggly bearded back. It magically grants any wearer free backrubs (mostly from creepy partygoers with boundary issues though)

Sideburns and a goatee for my trip to Russia; it says "American", but not "kill that homosexual". We also took them next to dumpsters, people with mullets and wearing boat captain hats. We'll build up to those.