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Self portrait. How I see myself (when I point a camera at my face). If you can get behind this, I can only positively surprise you from here.

Sometimes I duckface at parties. Actually, it happened only this one time. I share it with the world as a reminder: "never again... probably." 12/2012

When other people take pics of me, I look waaay to serious for anything that escapes my mouth. Imagine I'm speaking to your soul -- about taco farts. 02/2013

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Shameless selfie 3.0. Really, these are how I track how fucked and haggard I get over the course of a new project. Not bad this month? Next month, however... 4/2013

Sometimes I stare deep into my friends' eyes until they giggle uncontrollably. Mainly due to homophobia, and/or some joke I told in the middle. 11/2012

My ugly x-mas sweater has a snuggly bearded back. It magically grants any wearer free backrubs (mostly from creepy partygoers with boundary issues though)

Sideburns and a goatee for my trip to Russia; it says "American", but not "kill that homosexual". We also took them next to dumpsters, people with mullets and wearing boat captain hats. We'll build up to those.

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