I'm a writer. Before you ask: fiction, of any shape or size. Have I been published? No, but that doesn't make me any less of a wordsmith; you may never in your life catch my name emblazoned on a hefty paperback with rave reviews from The New York Times in a Barnes & Noble.
That suits me just fine; did you ever notice that when you get honestly, genuinely serious about a passion, it turns to shit?
I swear; I have tattoos; I have a beard, whom I love dearly; if you aren't "a reader," you and I aren't a match. If you're overly religious and unwilling to accept other views, even in the slightest, we are not a match. If you're excessively conservative, we are not a match.
I'm not insulting you, I swear. I'm just being honest about myself. Let's get to know each other.