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41 M Grimsby, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
Hi there, thanks for dropping by.
I'm kind hearted, if a little rough around the edges, but I'm well capable of helping out with the odd spider.
What I’m doing with my life
I contemplate the moment in the garden. The idea of allowing your own crucifixion.

Looking at some of the profiles on here and feeling inadequate because I've not climbed mount Kilamanjaro or swam with a dolphin.

Baking and writing, one for the money the other for the love. I would say the writing is for the soul but that would be deceiving myself, nothing I've ever done causes more feelings of inadequacy or self criticism. But I do enjoy it... Strange huh? At the moment waiting to hear from the BBC, Ch4 and Red Planet Pictures... *coughs* knock knock, is there anybody there?
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I have no idea how I do it.

Not punching people in the face when they say, 'There's somebody out there for everyone'.

Noticing that people can't quite grasp the concept of "the most private thing I'm willing to admit."
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno really you'd have to ask them. I sometimes think I'm quite selfish but friends say I'm one of the most generous people they've met.

But that's friends for you.
They're probably humouring me :)

I can be cynical sometimes, but I call it a good judge of human nature. I'm passionate, honest and possess high moral values. But I'm not above a little mischief now and again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yeah, stuff. I like stuff. Here's some. NIN, Rammstein, Gary Numan, Beethoven, Rossini, Mozart, Kings of Leon, David Milch, Aaron Sorkin , Homeland, fight club, Chuck Palahniuk, Cormac Mccarthy, New Scientist, NFL Denver Broncos, minted lamb bologchilli, coffee... Mmmm Soooo Yummy. Oh, and Calvin and Hobbes.
The six things I could never do without
Would not saying family and friends betray me for some sort of sociopath?


Gotta love that Kindle.

Laptop with screenwriting software, a place to sleep, imagination. After that it's just stuff...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The six things that I could well do without.

Movies... Watching, reading about, discussing... It recently took myself and my sometime writing partner six hours to watch Cloud Atlas as we dissected it. Movies and well-written television are a big part of my life.

How I'd actually cope with the phone call which contained the words 'We really like your script and would like to work with you on it'.

If I'll ever meet a drop bear.

Different words for the verb 'walk'.

What to watch now Breaking Bad is finished.

Inventive swear words.

How I'd really like to live out of a suitcase.
Or London, it's the culture, see?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ssshhh, I have no real ninja abilities. But don't tell.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you think we'll get along message me. And please don't be put off by my interest in movies and television. I look upon it largely as research. It's good to have different interests. And it's great to get away from that.

You have a passion for something.

You're a kind soul with an artistic bent...

You have a spare ticket for Alton Towers :p