Wait! Don't message me yet! I know my photos are sexy and all, but chill out, read the profile, and get to know me a bit before you compose that message, mmkay?
Just because I run my own fitness and consulting businesses, sing rock and roll music, travel the world and teach/study kung-fu doesn't mean I'm some kind of action hero or real-life Dos Equis guy. I'm just a man who likes to stay healthy, have a fun time, and help other people do the same.
What I’m doing with my life
Building my businesses. Living out every fantasy I've had throughout my life.
Outside of work, I like learning new skills, such as singing, Kung-fu, and motorcycle riding.
I’m really good at
Kung-fu, nerf gun fights, timing my one-liners so people spray water out their nose, and I sing a decent cover of The Poison Heart.
The first things people usually notice about me
HEY! My eyes are up here!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-fi, fantasy, self-improvement, action, film noir, sci-fi and fantasy again, horror, goth, punk, metal, Thai, Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Tea with butter and coconut oil
The sense of purpose I get from helping other people lead better lives
Rock and roll
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Growing my business
Where I'll travel next
What cool activity I want to take up next
And let's be honest here- sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Snorting coke off a strippers ass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm moving to Thailand/Bali in January. It's only temporary- I'll be back next summer. So just FYI, I'll be gone for a few months.
You should message me if
I'm not sure if you should- before we can meet up, I need to know if you're an adventurer or a homebody, so answer these three questions:
What's the shortest time in the future you've ever planned an international trip for?
If there's an event you want to go to but none of your friends can go, or want to, do you go alone or pass it up?
What's your most dangerous pastime?
Answer ANY of these questions correctly and I'll buy you a pony, 2 out of 3 gets you a unicorn, and I'll spring for an all-out winged Pegasus for a perfect score...