Hello there! I'm ScurrilousRake: card, raconteur and ne'er-do-well. I can rub my belly AND pat my head and the same time, and I've got a shiny penny if can do it better.
Anyway, I'm a geek. And a hippy. And I smell funny. But my mum says I'm cool.
I love games, animals (especially adorable ones with big eyes that make you go AWWW), dancing my socks off at nightclubs, and my current goal in life is to learn to do a handstand. It upsets me that 8 year old girls have mastered this skill, yet whenever I try I nearly hospitalise myself.
I'm pretty open minded, and I'd like to meet some funky lady-types for hijinks and escapades. No weirdos.
No normals. Weirdos only.
Bonus points if you put on music and dance around in your underpants cos no-one is watching.