Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Creepy loser seeks woman with low standards for night of
disappointment and regret.
Anyway, I'm moving around a lot, and I'd like to make new friends!
With you! YES YOU! Lets be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! <3
(Unless you're one of my asshole friends that pretends to be a cute
girl and invites me to her place only it turns out to be an
abandoned warehouse and then they knock me unconscious and steal my
kidneys. Knock it off guys, its not funny anymore.)
I'm a fairly openminded, fuzzy liberal type. I like games, dancing,
circus, reading and bad jokes.
Caught in an eternal struggle between my geek side, which loves
computers and technology and cool gadgets, and my hippy side which
thinks we should all just live in forests and be at one with
So far, the geek side is winning because cute pictures of animals
on the internet is like the best thing ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So, what do I do with myself? Well, since I'm on here, of course
I'm a man of Action! Adventure! Excitement! And lots of other
Those allegations of me sitting about in my underpants all day
watching cartoons and eating cheetos are unfounded. Mostly.
I actually have quite a lot going on in my life atm. I'm an indie
games developer, a writer, and I teach kids. I love doing this
stuff, and I actually get paid for it, which is a nice bonus.
My other big thing in life ifs circus, which I'm still pretty crap
at, but is great fun. I do a whole bunch (unicycling, hula hooping,
contact juggling, etc), but I really love aerial silks. If you
don't know what it is, check the pics.
I'm also currently working on my handstands, and its a source of
never-ending shame for me that 8 year old girls can do this
perfectly fine, and I can't.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, this once time, I ate a whole pig. Head first. AND I can rub
my belly and pat my head at the same time.
My brain is almost completely filled with useless trivia and
Did you know that Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beautiful eyes. I stole them from a hobo while he was distracted
by a shiny penny. You'd be surprised how easy it is to remove an
eyeball with a spoon, without anyone noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite book, hands down, is Flowers for Algernon. You should
read it. Like, right now. NOW. YOU CAN MESSAGE ME AFTER.
(Protip, don't watch the movie, its awful)
I'm also a pretty big fan of Neil Gaiman, although it seems almost
everyone on here is.
Movies - Megamind, Princess Bride, pretty much anything by Pixar.
Oh, and Thank you for Smoking is seriously underrated.
Music- I mostly like rock-metal type stuff. Rage against the
Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, System of a Down, etc. Also quite
into electroswing, Caravan Palace are quite decent.
Food? Pretty much anything. Except fish. Or cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's not a lot I really need in life (other than, y'know, air
Internet is pretty important to me, and I love my circus stuff, but
I'm generally a happy person. Let us abandon our earthy trappings,
and frolic naked in the meadows! (Until the fuzz turns up, anyway)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I could travel back in time, and meet myself as a child, what
would young me think of now me?
I get the feeling he'd be slightly disappointed I wasn't a world
famous scientist or something. And the long hair thing would
probably be a shock.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the moment, I've just moved, so trying to organise something fun
to do. Normally I'd be out boogying it up with my chums (I have
friends, in your face society).
Either that, or just sleeping. Hibernation mode kicking in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once killed a man just to watch him die.
I don't drink alcohol, and never have.
I shave my legs. I tell people its because I'm a poledancer, but
secretly it makes me feel sexy.
You should message me if
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