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Scuzz_Lightyear

25 M Revere, MA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Groot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting down to business to defeat the Huns.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a beard.

Eating sushi.

Being late for almost everything.

Sending unflattering snapchats.

Singing songs about bagels.

Not being a juggalo.

High-fiving people when I'm drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Saves the Day, The Wonder Years, Fireworks, Bayside, Shai Hulud, New Found Glory, From Autumn to Ashes, Rise Against, Strung Out, Less Than Jake, Yellowcard, Motion City Soundtrack, and more shitty pop-punk than I can fit here

Books - George Carlin is the only author that really matters

Movies - Die Hard, Shaun of the Dead, Happy Gilmore, Clerks, Breakfast Club, Remember the Titans

Shows - Boy Meets World, Adventure Time, Archer, Always Sunny, assorted anime

Food - literally anything that doesn't involve sour cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hockey
Coffee
My dog
Burritos
Phone charger
Cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Digimon
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Andrew W.K.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking a pound of crystal meth and blogging my feelings away on tumblr.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably know more Taylor Swift lyrics than you. Fuck with me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You don't believe in god, but you believe in Space Jam.