Aren't these things completely awkward? Let me see if I can try to make it fun for you...
First things first, lets get the cliché stuff out of the way... I am super open minded, outgoing and definitely one of a kind. Some would even say quirky, artsy and cute. Its hard to say exactly what i'm looking for because it could change at any moment based on the connection we make. Ultimately, I'd really like to meet him. My one and only. He should be my best friend and then I would like to fall in love.
Now less cliché but still very real...I have a great job, cars and my own place. I date, but haven't found what I really want. Up until recently, I have been traveling the world with my career and I think I am ready to settle down and have a real relationship. At the very least, i'd love to make some cool new friends along the way.
I'm hoping that someone out there is looking for the same thing but if you're not, maybe we can at least have a drink together sometime.
Here's a few fun facts about me:
I love to cook and entertain.
I am a huge Pink Floyd fan.
I'm a professional chef and work in private service.
I own a food truck in New York.
I'm an amateur mixologist and enjoy a stiff cocktail.
Sunday is my favorite day of the week.
I used to brew in college and love craft beers.
I speak three languages and sarcasm is one of them. I'm learning Mandarin Chinese as well.
My favorite color is a deep dark blood red.
I love aged brown liquor, especially single pot stilled Scotch and Irish Whiskey.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and turkey sandwiches are the best part.
I was a rugby player for 4 years in college.
I have an amazing 6 year old beagle named Super Nova and one day I want to have an army of hound dogs.
I'm a certified super taster and I detest cilantro.
All of my pets are rescues and they always will be. I'm a huge animal lover!
I always tip at least 20% and so should you.
I'm the middle child.
I've been to 47 of the 50 states all by car and traveled to 15 countries so far.
I've been to over 500 live music concerts and festivals and have the box of stubs to prove it.
I never met a Bloody Mary I didn't like.
I once fell over a 40 foot waterfall and lived to tell about it.
I love Vespas and refurbished an old '79 small frame all by myself.
I collect art that I like to look at and not because its trendy.
I have a thing for perfume and own 40+ bottles.
I LOVE Oysters!!!
I WILL own a Harley Davidson one day soon.
I am obsessed with hot rods and classic American muscle cars and will one day need a small warehouse to house my future collection.
Straight pipes on a motorcycle take my breath away and will stop any conversation im having.
Finally...
I'm a perfect lady, when I need to be, was raised right and you can feel good about bringing me home to meet your friends and family.
Let me know if any of this strikes your interest or if you'd like to talk about some of your own experiences.
Long story short, take a chance on me. You have nothing to lose. I dont fit the mold, I broke it. Tell me a little about yourself, share a picture if you have one handy and don't be shy. I don't want to date any more. I just want to find one good man who loves big tall women and I'm sure you wont be disappointed. Are you out there?