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28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

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Today – 12:34pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
I've spent most of my life putting myself in "weird" situations in hopes of having a good story for my shitty future grandkids to not appreciate, and I don't regret a moment of it.
What I’m doing with my life
I've owned my own business since I was 19, and have done a fairly good job at avoiding a "real job".

Currently I am on tour for 5 months, traveling around the US riding skateboards and filming a documentary. This site doesn't really have a location option for carnie like vegabonds, so it lists Seattle instead of wherever the hell I really am. If I am in your "locals", let's be friends.
I’m really good at
-Mastered the art of "not sweating the little things"
-Darts in dive bars
-Dancing on sweaty dance floors
-Living off the grid
-Recognizing the voices of commercial or cartoon voice overs
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes I have a beard, and sometimes other men stop me and say "SICK BEARD BRAH"... Sometimes I shave that beard because of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Hemingway, Burroughs, Thompson, Bukowski, Vonnegut, Twain, Zinn, Thoreau, Chomsky etc etc... I really do enjoy reading and have a deep fear of people who do not.

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” -John Waters

Movies: I watch many... Love few.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Newsroom, Ru Paul's Drag Race

Music: Tom Waits, The Smiths, Brand New, Leadbelly, Townes Van Zandt, Black Sabbath, Otis Redding, Three 6 Mafia
The six things I could never do without
My dog, family, sarcasm, I'll give the other 3 to someone else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How much I fucking hate time travel movies / tv (fuck you lost)
-Where next?
-I like thinking about pretty girls
On a typical Friday night I am
I just discovered Whirleyball, it's not a typical thing yet but I would like to make it one....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fucking loved the Notebook, and I cried like 40 mins to early.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I really love meeting new people, seeing new place, and trying new things, and I am open to anything.

To further elaborate on the things listed

New Friends: Let's grab a drink, hike, ride skateboards, get into trouble, goto a show, anything.

Short Term Dating: I like dating and being smitten with humans, let's court. I can be charming

Casual Sex: Not going to lie, I thought about not listing this, but to be honest, if life throws you sexy surprises and you meet sexy people. Go for it. I am extremely openminded.

So in closing, if your a weirdo and like to hang with weirdo's like me for a week, day, night, whatever. Let's kick it.