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28 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:46am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I've spent most of my life putting myself in "weird" situations in hopes of having a good story for my shitty future grandkids to not appreciate, and I don't regret a moment of it.

*****Currently I am traveling around the US for 5 months road tripping. This site doesn't really have a location option for that situation, so it lists Seattle instead of wherever the hell I really am. If I am in your "locals", chances are I'm local, let's be homies.****
What I’m doing with my life
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I've owned my own business since I was 19, and have done a fairly good job at avoiding a "real job".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Mastered the art of "not sweating the little things"
-Darts in dive bars
-Dancing on sweaty dance floors
-Living off the grid
-Recognizing the voices of commercial or cartoon voice overs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I have a beard, and sometimes other men stop me and say "SICK BEARD BRAH"... Sometimes I shave that beard because of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Hemingway, Burroughs, Thompson, Bukowski, Vonnegut, Twain, Zinn, Thoreau, Chomsky etc etc... I really do enjoy reading and have a deep fear of people who do not.

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” -John Waters

Movies: I watch many... Love few.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Newsroom, Ru Paul's Drag Race

Music: Tom Waits, The Smiths, Brand New, Leadbelly, Townes Van Zandt, Black Sabbath, Otis Redding, Three 6 Mafia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, family, sarcasm, I'll give the other 3 to someone else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How much I fucking hate time travel movies / tv (fuck you lost)
-Where next?
-I like thinking about pretty girls
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I just discovered Whirleyball, it's not a typical thing yet but I would like to make it one....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I loved the Notebook, and I cried like 40 mins to early.

I have a dirty dancing tattoo...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to: Play pool, go bowling, get drinks, dance your face off, break into hotel swimming pools after hours, sneak into private clubs, lose money in dice, drink whiskey, listen to bad highschool music while drinking whiskey, show a stranger around a town he doesn't know, eat late night eats, lay in grass and smoke weed, talk about good and bad art, make out in an alleyway, skinny dip, go camping, meet new people.

If you are: Weird, funny, artistic, crazy, straight, gay, bi, queer, trans, open, poly, sexy, kinky, crazy sexy AND cool...

Whatever, just hit me up if your down to be weird and like living life.

All closed minded conservative types, kindly fuck off.