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SeñorMysterioso

33 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish, Sign Language

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My self-summary
WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing professionally. I have an Astronomy Degree from CU, and an Associate of Science. I should have either been an Engineer for profit, or an artist for satisfaction. Instead, in my spare time I create fictional worlds, and express myself in writing and interpretive fire dance.
I’m really good at
Learning new things. Adapting to new situations. Problem solving. Math. Observation. Listening. Understanding. Dancing. Game strategy.

Empathizing. Not downplaying anyone's tragedy or misfortune.
The first things people usually notice about me
My magical beard and mustache. Mere mortals should not gaze upon it for too long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love science fiction and the classics. I'm currently working on Brave New World and Ender's Game.

I have a rotation of shows I watch online; Archer, Community, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, the Venture Brothers, and Doctor Who. Just watched Wilfred. It is brilliant! Its like Calvin and Hobbes grew up to be fucked up people I'd kinda like, and there's a moral lesson every episode!

I'm not at all picky about food. I'm happiest with my food options when they are nutritional and healthy. But I will try anything and not get grossed out or squeamish. I love spice!

Musically, nothing new besides a single here and there really caught my attention until . . . FOXY SHAZAM! Every single one of their songs speaks to my soul. If you truly want to know me, listen to them.
The six things I could never do without
How many is six? I've never been good at math.

Science fiction
Astronomy
Bicycles
Fire dancing
Learning
Many-sided dice
Reading
Writing
Night time
Water
Kittens
Sunshine
Windy days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Sometimes its exhausting, but there is a serious lack of thinking in our world, so its up to people like me to pick up the slack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Practicing poi dancing with my troupe in the park.

The other night I made this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTdHDsvfU3U
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fetlife account. Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if you want me to notice you. Otherwise, bye forever!

Seriously though, I'm not interested in an endless back-and-forth of emails. If we've talked a bit, and want to know more about each other, let's go get some coffee/tea/whatever. I promise I'll be on foot when I meet up with you at a public place. People will notice if I try to drag you away without a car. It's safe to meet strangers in public, seriously.