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SeñorMysterioso

34 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish, Sign Language

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for ways to realize my potential. It's not just important that I exist, what's more important is why I exist. Ideally I want to have a positive impact (which I most often accomplish through teaching) and when I can't do that, I at least try to minimize my negative impact.

I may not look like it, but I'm a positive, compassionate idealist who wants to leave this world better than I found it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning new things. Adapting to new situations. Problem solving. Math. Observation. Listening. Understanding. Dancing. Game strategy.

Empathizing. Not downplaying anyone's tragedy or misfortune.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My magical beard and mustache. Mere mortals should not gaze upon it for too long, lest it leave them blinded to the mundane world around them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love science fiction and the classics. I'm currently working on Brave New World and Ender's Game.

I'm currently really involved in a nationwide LARP organization. I play in and run games. I think roleplaying games are the best type of game because you're actively using your imagination with the fewest limits in a very social setting. It's like a video game where your options are limitless!

I'm not at all picky about food. I'm happiest with my food options when they are nutritional and healthy. But I will try anything and not get grossed out or squeamish. I love spice!

Musically, nothing new besides a single here and there really caught my attention until . . . FOXY SHAZAM! Every single one of their songs speaks to my soul. If you truly want to know me, listen to them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How many is six? I've never been good at math.

Science fiction
Astronomy
Bicycles
Fire dancing
Learning
Roleplaying games
Reading
Writing
Night time
Water
Safewords
Kittens
Sunshine
Windy days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Sometimes its exhausting, but there is a serious lack of thinking in our world, so its up to people like me to pick up the slack.

The impact of American culture. What's a product of cultural shaping, and what's natural. When I have to decide between right or wrong, that's usually the distinction that I weigh the most.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing poi dancing with my troupe in the park.

The other night I made this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTdHDsvfU3U
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We all know what you're wondering. You can find a ton of private details about my personal life here:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SeñorMysterioso/questions?Sex=1
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you want me to notice you. Otherwise, bye forever!

Seriously though, I'm giving this site a chance to expose myself to people I wouldn't otherwise meet. And talking online doesn't count as meeting. It's really hard to decide if you want to hang out with someone until you actually do it. I'm here to find out if I want to hang out with you more or not.