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SeakingMissile

27 M Mechanicsburg, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kinda random and quirky, and I don't really know what to write, but here goes.

I'm a pretty laid-back person. I'm very down to earth, and an open-minded individual.

I work hard, but I play harder. I like to live, laugh, and love.

I just got out of a long-term relationship, and I'm still pretty heart-broken. I'm just looking for some new friends, but we'll see where things go.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
CoD, mostly. I'm a giant nerd, but I'm also fond of adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being witty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book! You tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Great Gatsby, Dorian Grey, Brave New World, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Stranger, 1984, The Hobbit, The Invisible Man, The Iceman Commeth, Crime and Punishment, Don Quixote. Harry Potter! The Dark Tower series and any other Stephen King Novel.

Superbad, The Hangover, Billy Madison, Monty Python, Breaking Bad. Battle Royale. The Evil Dead series.

Music is a huge part of my life. I like all kinds of music. I listen to everything (except country and rap - ugh). Also, I really can't stand pop music. Some of my favorite bands are Nirvana, Godsmack, Sublime, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, and Depeche Mode.

My favorite food is Pizza. I also like hotdogs, hamburgers, and Italian food. I love a good beer too (PBR is decent, but Stella Artois is the best!)

Yes, this section is longer than all of the other sections in my profile combined.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My ipod
2. My iphone
3. My ipad
4. My powerbook
5. My car
6. My family and friends are my world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Feet. I have a foot fetish. It's creeped people out before so I figured I'd mention it now.

The OKcupid Drinking Game!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either staying in watching TV, or I'm going out on the town at a bar nonconforming with my nonconformist friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be shy at times, so if we do meet, then please give me a chance.
That, or that I have no idea what I want to do in life!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for someone who loves to have a good time.

I'm tired of all the games, only message me if you have a drama-free life. I want honesty and respect in my relationships. That's why I'm still single!

I usually thinking meeting from the internet is lame, but maybe you'll surprise me.

Finally, if you are still sober enough to tell me how many shots you just drank, then definitely message me. I'll call the ambulance.