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Seamkp

28 Poughkeepsie, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Sanskrit (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
From Seattle. explorin the globe one small piece at a time. I cook food for a living.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a chef and avid culinarian. I love all things food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hosting and serving others, cooking and cleaning. i'm very hospitable. writing recipes.
Wine and foods. I also really enjoy gardening and growing things in dirt. foraging for mushrooms, leaves, roots, berries, seaweeds. i like getting my hands dirty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
tall dark and handsome!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a shit ton of cookbooks. for some reason i brought them from seattle in a small car. real good use of space, i know.
If you think Inside Llewyn Davis is the best movie you've seen in a long time, or any other Coan brothers film, we will probably get along.
tv, anything good (most of hbo/showtime) anything with depth and good writing. I hate formulaic serial television (basically every network cop show) currently into madmen, game of thrones, walking dead, banshee, broad city/workaholics, parks and rec, black sails, a bunch of other weird stuff.
I think BSG is probably the best show/piece of science fiction ever made. period.
my music tastes change with the wind. some artists i like (for now)
atmosphere, sweatshop union, swollen members, RHCP, arctic monkeys, mumford and sons, pink floyd, tool, bob dylan, black keys, stevie wonder, marvin gaye/most of motown, Van morrison, the living legends. I guess anything but crappy pop and country, unless it's kesha or gaga.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
herbs, coffee, my cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and culture. People and travel. Politics and ideas. The historical value of seemingly insignificant objects, places, and people.
Farming and how its the backbone of this country. what I'm doing with my future - I got big plans. you know. normal things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an OkCupid profile
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Seriously, the #1 thing that upsets me on here is when girls (although i'm sure boys do it too) misrepresent themselves in their photos - you know what I'm talking about... clever angles and chest-up photos intended to deceive or conceal some aspect of your body/appearance. there is nothing more attractive than confidence! If you meet the person, (this should be obvious) THEY WILL SEE YOU, so why deceive them in the first place? And if you are a BBW, then YOU NEED TO MAKE THAT KNOWN. there is nothing more awkward and uncomfortable than meeting someone and they are barely what they look like in their photos and clearly don't match the "average body type" box they checked. And being put in that situation is completely unfair and cruel for both parties involved.
STOP LYING AND BE HONEST ABOUT YOURSELVES IF YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE WHO TRULY LOVES THE REAL YOU...!!
and that is my rant.