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Seamus355

28 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Recently celebrated my two-year LAnniversary after moving from Washington, DC.

Playwright, screenwriter-in-training and rogue demon hunter. I was also the frontman of a punk band called the Love Shovels for about a week in college.

When I'm into a conversation I gesticulate a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Conquering television, being a book slut, driving around LA and pretending I'm reenacting a Raymond Chandler novel when in fact I am lost.
I’m really good at
Writing. Directing. Sarcasm. Conversation. Enthusiastic but dangerous dancer. An accredited university once gave me money to talk about Portal 2.

My friend Ian and I devised titles for the adult film version of every single Shakespeare play.
The first things people usually notice about me
When talking about James Joyce, Tom Waits, Batman, or Laura Hudson's body of criticism on feminism in comics culture, I get carried away. Also, calves. Three years of varsity cross country, ladies!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Plays: Complete Tales (HP Lovecraft), Hamlet (William Shakespeare), The Long Goodbye (Raymond Chandler), Infinite Jest (David Foster Wallace), The Lottery and Other Stories (Shirley Jackson), The Martian Chronicles (Ray Bradbury), The Time Traveler's Wife (Audrey Niffenegger), The Pillowman (Martin McDonagh), The Seafarer (Conor McPherson), The Lost Books of the Odyssey (Zachary Mason)

Comics: Achewood, The Question, Y: The Last Man, Action Philosophers, Hellboy, Scott Pilgrim, Matt Fraction's run on Iron Man, anything by Jack Kirby or Grant Morrison. And Mark Waid is KILLING it on Daredevil right now.

Music: Tom Waits, Jonathan Coulton, Elvis Costello, Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rilo Kiley, Metric, The Pogues, Talking Heads.

TV: Doctor Who, Community, Veronica Mars, The Venture Brothers, Justice League Unlimited, Angel, Breaking Bad

Movies: Evil Dead II, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Big Lebowski, The Man Who Would Be King, Blade Runner, They Live, Point Break, the Cornetto Trilogy

Food: I am currently devising excuses to go back to Japan and eat all their food

Things I Can Cook With Pride: Burgers, Deviled Kidneys, and Mac and Cheese Pancakes. I own the Kenny Shopsin cookbook, which is fun because of the inventive and easy recipes and Shopsin's interspersed anecdotes about the assorted reasons he's banned customers for life. Half of my friends are vegetarian now, so I now know how to do portobello burgers and apples and onions.

Favorite Figure From American History Who Tried To Become King of Afghanistan: Josiah Harlan. Wikipedia this man right now. My first full-length play was about this guy and I captured maybe a tenth of the ridiculousness of his career.
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. Comics
3. Writing Supplies
4. Corrective Lenses
5. Friends
6. Beers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel.

What Calvin and Hobbes are doing now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either crouched in front of my laptop trying to look like I'm writing something monumental, or out with friends trying to find a karaoke machine with the Pogues on it. If you ever want to hear a horrific karaoke version of Metallica's "Whiskey in the Jar" cover, complete with a death metal voice growling "Instrumental break!" during instrumental breaks, I'm your guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I creepily sat near the front and took notes on Hans Blix's mannerisms while he gave a disarmament talk, since I was actually playing him in a production of "Stuff Happens" later that week. But then I introduced myself and invited him to the show and it was less creepy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not too cool to talk about the deeper social meaning of zombies and the Justice League.