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33 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
Yesterday – 6:44pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
This is weird... Alright let's go. Um, these are a few of my favorite things:

Food. I love good food. Even better with good wine. Sometimes good food is a grilled cheese sandwich. Sometimes it is out on the town. Either way it needs to have good company and conversation.

Laughter. All of my favorite moments in life have laughter. I love sitting around trading stories. I try to find the humor in even the crappiest of situations. I find that if I have a partner in crime to share a laugh with, even the hell scape that is the airtrain to Newark at 6 am can be funny.

Music. I love music. I like listening to it and reading about and finding new great songs.

Ok so other than those three things I guess you might be interested in the fact that I grew up in Southern California. Moved here 9 years ago and might never leave. I like New York and love Brooklyn. I got nerdily excited when I saw that Neil deGrasse Tyson was going to host the remake of Cosmos (I went my brothers house every Sunday to watch it). Speaking of which, my brother lives here in NYC as well and he is my best friend. He is awesome. Ok, next awkward question.
What I’m doing with my life
Herding lawyers. And their minions.

Buying too many history nerd books and getting around to reading them (eventually)
I’m really good at
Telling stories, saying swears, opening bottles of wine, chopping garlic or onions. Making good conversation with strangers.

I used to make the best mixtapes to give to my friends... now i just make playlists. It's not the same.
The first things people usually notice about me
I know everyone says "you tell me" in this one but I honestly don't know. I'd say that most people come away from meeting me with the first impression that I am funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I won't list every band i love, but the rolling stones are very high on the list, so is radiohead. If its Motown, I'm in. I love finding a NEW favorite song. That is my real favorite.

I am still catching up with Mad Men, love it. I hadn't seen Casablanca until a few years ago, i thought it might be one of those movies that people love for nostalgic reasons... no its brilliant. COSMOS.

My favorite book is East of Eden, Bill Bryson is great. Mix of non-fiction and fiction. Ta-Nehisi Coates thinks and communicates brilliantly. David Sedaris is hilarious. I will nerd the F out if you want to talk about Game of Thrones.

I like things that teach me something new. Or make me see things differently
The six things I could never do without
Telling stories with my brother
A proper bookshelf
A smart woman
Saying swears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Honestly? What I am going to eat next...

I always want to know WHY something is the way it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dad has called me Bones or Bonesy since the day I was born. I guess I was a really skinny baby, the name stuck. Some people hate their childhood nicknames. People still use mine and I like it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are genuinely funny and smart. You like to stay in and split a bottle of wine and watch some documentaries. You like to go out and eat a delicious meal. You enjoy cooking with a partner. You can show me some good music. You can show me when I'm wrong.

I like partnerships. I like banter. I want someone who will make me laugh and make me think.