I'm a badass

I love my life, it's simple and satisfying. I have a group of close friends that are hilarious and I would do anything for. I own my own place, and each day I work on a home improvement project. I own my own car, which I recently tuned up. I get to workout nearly everyday, and still have down time to hangout with buds and tear shit up.

Massage. No really, I'm probably the best you'll ever have. I'm very good with my hands.

My height, broad shoulders, big arms, manly beard.

Fight Club, Step Brothers, Life Aquatic, Goodwill Hunting, Boogie Nights, The Princess Bride, if it's an awesome movie I probably know and love it.

The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Foo fighters, Gogol Bordello, Nick Cave, Kanye West, Jay-z, Pavement, and really anything.

Lolita, On the road, Jesus' son, The rules of attraction

Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Lost, Workaholics, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia

Buying various groceries, or tools for projects, burritos, sushi, returning some video tapes...

Exercising, playing video games, reading, watching movies, working over night

I'm more honest than any other guy, ask literally anything and you'll get the truth