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27 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 29
Body Type
Dropped out of High school
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I Work at The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. It is not just for ants! I Don't know how serious I should be about this site .. So I guess I will just be a weirdo off the bat and just type what ever come to mind first.

And now, a poem that I am making up as I go along.

Date me.

I have a job.

I play pool.

I like to eat fried onions with my steak, sometimes.

Movies are nice to watch.

I have a lint roller, it's more like a piece of tape on a stick but its called a lint roller.

I got into Heavy MTL and saw System of a Down for $5.

Date me.

I never said it was going to be good, or rhyme..

(I thought it was funny...)
What I’m doing with my life
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Fuck this question ^
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blue Steel
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fight club, Terminator 2, Man on the moon (the movie), Community, the Office, Big bang theory. I listen to mostly rock and metal music on my own time, but I do enjoy Eminem, Black eyed peas and other kinds of music.. just can't think of them right now!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Food (IE: Beef, bacon, caesar salad, spicy ramen noodle bowls)
Games (video or board games or any)
(not in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to think
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either watching movies at home, or you will find me in a pub!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All my friends died in a freak gasoline fight accident..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need to find things in life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking