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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:36pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like everyone else here, I don't particularly care for talking about myself, but like everyone else here I want someone to be interested in me. So it looks like we're all in the same uncomfortable position. Like the back of a Volkswagen.

I just got back to town after working the end of the season at my friend's restaurant on a tiny little island off of Rhode Island. I'm looking forward to enjoying autumn in New England and then subsequently hating winter in New England (This year can't possibly be as bad as last year, right? Please?).

I went on a 10,000 mile road trip across America a couple years ago,never taking the same road twice, all by myself, with only a Donatello action figure to keep me company. I kept a travel journal the entire time and it's now one of my most prized possessions.

I like reading and museums. I'm just as comfortable in swanky cocktail bars sipping a manhattan as I am in a dark dive bar with a shot of bourbon, but I'm exceptionally uncomfortable in "clubs".

I refuse to describe myself as "laid back" or "chill" despite the fact that I have a relatively even keeled demeanor. Something about those descriptors make me think of some douchebag frat boy wearing a polo shirt and a visor at a Dave Matthews concert.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working to support my creativity habit. At some point I would hope I can combine my need to pay bills and my desire to be creative. I used to joke that having an English degree really only qualifies you to be a bartender, but to be honest I'm really proud of the fact that I work in restaurants and bars. I get that people will always ask when I'm going to get a "real job", but I get paid very well to do a very stressful job, and I do it very well. Plus I get to try all of the beers and cocktails and wines and food that I want, and I get to watch everyone else get hammered and act stupid. It's like a reality TV show.

I'm just trying to be the best human being that I can be. I think a lot of people spend a lot of time measuring their lives and success on careers or money or things, and not enough on kindness and building relationships with the people they truly care about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A bunch of things I suppose. At the very least I try to be a really good human being. Judging by the people I have in my life and their opinion of me, I'd say I'm pretty successful at that one.

I play a bunch of instruments, and a couple I can even play well! I like to write, but I've fallen out of practice.

I have what some may call an unnecessary knowledge of whiskey, beer, cocktails and wine.

I'm also really good at games that can be played with a beverage in hand, preferably outside on a summer day such as, but not limited to, wiffle ball, bocce, horseshoes, ladder golf and kan jam.!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Rapier wit? Hipster glasses? Clever t-shirt?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books, movies, TV, music, and food. A lot. So much so that it would be a waste of my time and yours to attempt to list all of the things that I like.

You know what I don't like? Dubstep. Dubstep sounds like non-consensual robot sex. Every time you listen to dubstep, a robot gets raped.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the Ocean,
and the people that I'm lucky enough to call my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How language affects everything that we do, and how everything has its own language, from English to Math to Music to anything. In order to learn something you need to learn the language of what it is that you want to learn. If you can't express to others what it is that you are doing or trying to do, then you can't get help with it and more importantly, you can't really share it with others.

How I want to write a comic in which Hall and Oates are a crime fighting duo, and their archenemy is "The Maneater", a sultry femme fatale. They would be helped out by their man inside the police force, Private Eyes.

Whatever happened to running away with the circus? Wasn't that a thing for a while? I could totally run away with the circus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night Pinky. Trying to take over the world.

But in actuality, most likely working. And if I'm not working, then who knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well that wouldn't be very private if I told you. That would be like going from here to there. By the time you got there it would be here. That being said, I love Taylor Swift. Someone needs to break that girls heart again soon so I can have a catchy new single for the summer time.

Also, I may or may not have detailed maps of Westeros and the island from Jurassic Park hanging on my wall. You probably won't notice that because you'll be too busy admiring my Millenium Falcon with lights and real movie sounds that I've had since I was 12. I swear, I'm an adult. Promise.
You should message me if
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You're funny and kind and interesting. You try to be as positive as you can be despite how ridiculous things can get. You realize that the only thing you ever have complete control over is your own reaction. Or if you want to tell me your OKCupid horror stories of men pulling up their shirts and using terrible grammar to suggest lewd behavior. That shit is hilarious to me.

However, none of this matters if you believe in the antiquated gender roles that say that the guy should make the first move, which I always thought was bullshit. If you want to say hi, just go for it. Just sayin.