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20 M Little Elm, TX

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Last Online
Today – 3:57am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it matters a lot
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I want to write about how awesome I am but it just seems so typical and boring. I'm smart and I work hard and I'll make you laugh if you give me the chance. That's all you need to know. :)

I basically do more than anyone and still manage to have fun doing it.

I could be one of the shyest people you'll ever meet. However, I have outgoing moments that are pretty fucking funny because no one expects them. Whether I'm singing "Because I Got High" in front of a full karaoke bar, or making loud and inappropriate jokes in front of customers at work, I know how to have a good time and make people smile. I was completely sober, don't worry. I've decided if I ever go out to pick up girls I will just serenade them, or use ultra cheesy pickup lines, since that is less nerve wracking then actually talking to a woman.

I like art and science and making pyramids with oranges. Adios!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full time through college and planning to load up on classes for the next year so I can graduate early. Possibly going to get an internship or something, definitely want to kick up the social life and meet the love of my life, but it may be a long shot. Also would like to keep my grades up so I can have two reasons to say magna cum. ;)

I came into college a nobody with a desire to prove myself, I think I've accomplished that much. Now I just have to decide whether to travel the world, find a good paying Econ/Finance job, or stick to my college job as something that will never pay great, but can provide me with satisfaction, entertainment, a free back-breaking workout, and an endless supply of free apples. Oh the options, so enticing! Please someone help me decide!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting lost in thought. I always forget the damn map.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read much these days, but books I've enjoyed in the past: Ishmael, Redwall, Harry potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, Catcher In The Rye, Counte of Monte Christo, Cat in the Hat, that one with the blue rainbow goldfish thingy, et cetera.

Rock and Roll, oldies and indies
Beatles, Stones, Queen, Listener, Ed Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Propaganda, Beach Boys, Noah and the Whale, La Dispute, Riff Raff, Cowsills, Pink Floyd, Journey, 90s music in general

Mostly comedies but anything well written enough to make you think about history, science, or society is automatically up there too.

Through the Wormhole, Walking Dead, daily News, occasionally watch criminal minds or Big Bang Theory. I used to love That 70s Show, House, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, HGTV decorating shows, and South Park before they either came to an end or got boring.

Fuck yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The building blocks of life, and all necessary to sustain it. Can't live without breathing.

Art, because it is true creativity that makes even the mundane beautiful.

God if there is one, because Hell scares the hell out of me.

Science because it is the future.

Happiness because it is Love, Entertainment, Relief, and Motivation all rolled into one.

Okay one more. Um. Cats, because they are adorable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens. Seriously. And produce. Work inspires me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working! Hopefully once classes start I can move to an earlier shift and have time to hang out on weekends since it's going to be all work and studying during the week!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–21
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You just skimmed through this long ass profile and would rather chitchat about meaningless things.