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20 Little Elm, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–21
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 12:54pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Have you ever thought to yourself, "I wish there was an 'about me' mad-libs outline?" Well, now there is. Have fun!

I've always been a (adj.) (noun). I was born in (place) in (year), back when (plural noun) (past tense verb) when I was (size adj.), my friends used to call me (silly name) because I loved to (verb) across (place) every night after school. As I got older, teachers said I was (adj.) and would never be able to (verb) on my own. But here I am, (verb-ing) (nouns) every (unit of time)! For those silly (animals) who doubted me, who's (verb-ing) now?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Uh, taking 21 hours at UNT with hopes to graduate in May (Economics major), while working a full 40 hours a week (minimum) at a local grocery store, for way less than I'm worth. But I do it because I love it, not because I need the money. For the time being I'm enjoying my Christmas break!

Waiting to turn 21 so I can get wasted without having to be invited to a party, since that never happens.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Run on sentences and fragments that just go on and on and on and on.

And work. And school. Mediocre artist, chef, shower singer, and village idiot. I'm good with kids, and I get along with all types of people, but I'm also pretty decent at being a dick, don't let that fool you. Oh and I can make people laugh occasionally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sad books, happy movies, the walking dead, survivor, criminal minds, pandora radio(listener station), honeycrisp apples and guacamole. Not usually together.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No one ever posts these in descending order, so if you put your sixth thing first you get bonus points for originality. I'm not original.

1. My inner strength: it keeps me motivated when times get tough. I can't give up.

2. My contacts: not being able to see the world clearly could drive me to insanity, art is one thing I live for.

3. My family, friends, and coworkers: these are the people who have love and respect for me and forgive my shortcomings in lieu of the fact that I am a bad ass motherfucker. No really I am and they know it. No, really. I'm serious. Whatever.

4. My cat and my other cat and their cat family: since people don't often understand me, I turn to cats, who at least pretend like they do.

5. Energy drinks/pills/sodas of several varieties: when you work two full time jobs (yes 19 hours of school to a student who gives a shit is a full time job) and you work morning shifts, overnights, night shifts, and have early morning exams, classes, homeworks due at midnight, classes all day... You get the point.

And finally number 6, and for that I'll have to go with: Hope. Without hope, this all would be meaningless. I keep going because I love what I do, I love school, I love work, I love the people in my life, but life is hard. And I know, at least I have hope, that things will get better. I will have a great job one day and I will have someone to live life with, and that's what makes it all worth it.

So that's probably the longest "six things" essay you've seen in a while, doesn't that intrigue you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics, fruit, and love.

Really literally everything imaginable has probably been thought about for at least several hours on a sleepless night, my mind is a world traveler that knows no bounds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and/or doing homework, typically. Occasionally I'll do something fun with friends
You should message me if
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You're a dreamer too.

If you love weird people who say outrageous things for the sake of humor, who are always positive. I used to be funnier online, now I'm funnier in person ;)

If you wake up early and stay up late and you sometimes have no one to talk to who listens, if you're like me or if you're nothing like me and feel compelled to tell me how stupid I am, whatever it is you have to say, I can take it. Enlighten me.

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