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Seanthomasfunzz

27 M Arlington Heights, IL

My Details

Last Online
May 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
*My best friend Thomas recently passed away. I now keep this profile alive as a tribute to remember to the kind of relationship we had.*

The best things in life come in pairs.  Chopsticks, shoes, Sigfried and Roy, Starsky and Hutch, Sylvester Stallone and Carl  Wethers, peanuts, and technically pants.  So why not your ideal match?  Well look no further.  Thomas and Sean are the Master/Blaster of online dating.   Why go on a date with just one cool dude when you could double the fun with two?

Like all great things in life Thomas and Sean provide the perfect blend and balance to compliment a perfect date.  The ying to your yang.  The sweet to your sour.  Relax and feel at ease with the total comfort that only two male escorts could possibly provide.  Have a friend who is in need of a date or just a night out, then feel free to bring them along!  When spending the night on the town with this twofer, the more the merrier.
What I’m doing with my life
Thomas works at a special ed school during the day, and spends his evenings rescuing puppies in distress.

Sean's all business during the day (its business time), and in the evenings slips off his socks and saves the world though the power of rhythmic gymnastics
I’m really good at
Washing windows, succeeding, spirograph, lists, breathing, doodles, and making mashed potatoes
The first things people usually notice about me
Thomas: I'm Tall

Sean: I'm not as tall as Thomas
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
haruki murakami, brett easton ellis, jack kerouak, charles bukowski, cormac mccarthy,

Prince, Lucero, The Black Keys, Justin Townes Earle, Nick Cave, Seasick Steve, Boys II Men, Bright Eyes, Wilco, William Elliott Whitmore, Pennywise, Lupe Fiasco, Lykke Li Black Flag, William Fitzsimmons, Bon Iver, Madball, Andrew Bird, Sigur Ros, Moddi, Chuck Berry, Andrew WK, Arcade Fire, The Avett Brothers, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Bob Dylan, Beach House, Beck, Beirut, Bower Birds, Tom Waits, Vampire Weekend, Broken Social Scene, Rise Against, Otis Redding, The Four Tops, M83, The Spencer Davis Group, The Civil Wars, The Cool Kids, Kid Cudi, Yo La Tengo, Daft Punk, Mastodon, Wu-Tang Clan, Dan Deacon, Das Racist, Dead Prez, Dead To Fall, Jack White, Dear Tick, Mos Def, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Delta Spirit, Die Antwoord, The Dodos, Manu Chao, Elliott Smith, Freelance Whales, Elvis Perkins, Murder By Death, My Morning Jacket, Portugal The Man, The Tallest Man On Earth, Explosions in the Sky, The Felice Brothers, Harper Simon, J.D. McPherson, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, Kanye, Kraftwerk, LCD Soundsystem, Le Loup, The Rolling Stones, Local Natives, The Low Anthem, M. Ward, Minor Threat, Minus The Bear, OFWGKTA, Owen, Robert Johnson, Young Jeezey, The Smiths, Spiritualized, The Temptations, Terror, Woodie Guthrie, Yuck, ... I think you get it
The six things I could never do without
Sean:
1) Thomas
2) smiling
3) shark week
4) my bicycle(s)
5) my hands
6) pizzasaurusrex

Thomas:
1) Sean
2) High fives
3) Buffy
4) Moustaches
5) My Dirty Dancing VHS
6) Tacostein
On a typical Friday night I am
At that one bar we like.... Or somewhere else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sean: collects yamaka's.

Thomas: big on Patrick Swayze
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating