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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 16, 2014
Body type
When drinking
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*My best friend Thomas recently passed away. I now keep this profile alive as a tribute to remember to the kind of relationship we had.*

The best things in life come in pairs.  Chopsticks, shoes, Sigfried and Roy, Starsky and Hutch, Sylvester Stallone and Carl  Wethers, peanuts, and technically pants.  So why not your ideal match?  Well look no further.  Thomas and Sean are the Master/Blaster of online dating.   Why go on a date with just one cool dude when you could double the fun with two?

Like all great things in life Thomas and Sean provide the perfect blend and balance to compliment a perfect date.  The ying to your yang.  The sweet to your sour.  Relax and feel at ease with the total comfort that only two male escorts could possibly provide.  Have a friend who is in need of a date or just a night out, then feel free to bring them along!  When spending the night on the town with this twofer, the more the merrier.
What I’m doing with my life
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Thomas works at a special ed school during the day, and spends his evenings rescuing puppies in distress.

Sean's all business during the day (its business time), and in the evenings slips off his socks and saves the world though the power of rhythmic gymnastics
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Washing windows, succeeding, spirograph, lists, breathing, doodles, and making mashed potatoes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Thomas: I'm Tall

Sean: I'm not as tall as Thomas
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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haruki murakami, brett easton ellis, jack kerouak, charles bukowski, cormac mccarthy,

Prince, Lucero, The Black Keys, Justin Townes Earle, Nick Cave, Seasick Steve, Boys II Men, Bright Eyes, Wilco, William Elliott Whitmore, Pennywise, Lupe Fiasco, Lykke Li Black Flag, William Fitzsimmons, Bon Iver, Madball, Andrew Bird, Sigur Ros, Moddi, Chuck Berry, Andrew WK, Arcade Fire, The Avett Brothers, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Bob Dylan, Beach House, Beck, Beirut, Bower Birds, Tom Waits, Vampire Weekend, Broken Social Scene, Rise Against, Otis Redding, The Four Tops, M83, The Spencer Davis Group, The Civil Wars, The Cool Kids, Kid Cudi, Yo La Tengo, Daft Punk, Mastodon, Wu-Tang Clan, Dan Deacon, Das Racist, Dead Prez, Dead To Fall, Jack White, Dear Tick, Mos Def, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Delta Spirit, Die Antwoord, The Dodos, Manu Chao, Elliott Smith, Freelance Whales, Elvis Perkins, Murder By Death, My Morning Jacket, Portugal The Man, The Tallest Man On Earth, Explosions in the Sky, The Felice Brothers, Harper Simon, J.D. McPherson, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, Kanye, Kraftwerk, LCD Soundsystem, Le Loup, The Rolling Stones, Local Natives, The Low Anthem, M. Ward, Minor Threat, Minus The Bear, OFWGKTA, Owen, Robert Johnson, Young Jeezey, The Smiths, Spiritualized, The Temptations, Terror, Woodie Guthrie, Yuck, ... I think you get it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Thomas
2) smiling
3) shark week
4) my bicycle(s)
5) my hands
6) pizzasaurusrex

1) Sean
2) High fives
3) Buffy
4) Moustaches
5) My Dirty Dancing VHS
6) Tacostein
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Wolf season
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At that one bar we like.... Or somewhere else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sean: collects yamaka's.

Thomas: big on Patrick Swayze