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36 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I am terrible at this sort of we go. I'm a redneckish, lowbrow, artsy, nerdy, know-it-all(who doesn't quite), weirdo from a small shit town smack dab in the middle of this great and horrible nation.
I have been in a happy and profoundly dedicated polyamorous relationship for seven years with a wonderfully sweet woman who not only supports this endeavor, but practically insists I meet new lady friends(not for a third, but not ruling it out) via this here interweb i've been hearin' so much about. While I am very satisfied in my life there is always more excitement, pleasure, laughter, enlightenment, and general enrichment to be found in the arms of all the wonderful women of the world...
What I’m doing with my life
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Working/struggling to get better at art every single day. After all my work is done I indulge my inner 14yr old, by means of weed, video games, booze, movies, comic books, quality tv, many other dorky things i won't get into, and hopefully a lovely woman here and there, if I'm lucky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whoa, Whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves...What are you bringing to the table?...Yeah, not good at self-promotion...Drawing stuff, liking things that don't suck, knowing the difference between right and wrong, and analyzing the minor annoyances and the mundanely beautiful. Also, having what I believe is exceptional taste in pointless things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not really comfortable answering for everyone I've ever met, but probably tattoos or a completely unintentional scowl which is juxtaposed, when elicited, with what I have been told is a smile that can light up a room(not my words, but hopefully kinda true).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ken Kesey, Tom Robbins, Thomas Pynchon, Haruki Murakami, Hunter S., William S., Mark Leyner, Chuck Klosterman, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis,Henry Miller, James Baldwin, and so on... I think I've seen all the movies. I liked most of them...Joss Whedon! Seriously, anything in the Whedonverse, i love it. Also, Supernatural, Battlestar Galactica,The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and so on...I fucking adore stand-up comedy! Louis Ck, Patton Oswalt, Todd Barry, Sarah Silverman, Mitch Hedberg, Marc Maron, and so on...I can't stress this enough, Elvis Fucking Costello! Tom Waits, Mike Patton, Lou Reed, Leonard Cohen, HankIII, Geraldine Fibbers, Jellyfish, KRS One, Sol.illa.Quists of Sound, Sage Francis, Mac Lethal, Drive-by Truckers, Sonic Youth, Beastie Boys, Matthew Sweet, Afghan Wigs, Thelonious Monk, The Pretenders, Dylan, Jimi, and so on... Food! Love to cook it. Love to eat it. Quality over quantity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Paper, red erasable pencils, ear phones, beer, weed, and a hoodie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Um, stuff...this question is stupid...Oh, wait, zombie apocalypse, if you are ready for that, you are ready for anything...super important.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, making dinner, and drawing for tomorrow. My days off are Monday and Tuesday. I do different things those nights.
You should message me if
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You are familiar with/interested in polyamorous relationships and find me not horrible. You would be more than welcome to meet my partner or not. I am not here looking for a third, but would not rule out the possibility given the fit was exceptional. I am usually very busy with work and life and not so great at social networking communication stuff, so responses may take a minute regardless of interest.

Also, very much looking for a woman nerdy/dorky/geeky enough to get some of my 80's and 90's pop culture references that the lovely ladies currently in my life could give a fuck less about.

At the very least, thanks for reading some of this. Sorry, you'll never get any of that time back.

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