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24 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:46pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm newly single after breaking up with my gf (fiance) of 4 years so everything's just grreeeaaaattt. I need to update this. I need a new picture. SO MANY THINGS.

Ohai. Let's be friends. I promise I'm a nice person. If you befriend me I might make you fat (sorrynotsorry) because I have a habit of shoving my food into everybody. YOU WILL NOT BE SPARED.

Really though, I would like more friends. Just to get a drink at the bar, play Scrabble... watch My Little Pony together... go on picnics at the lakes... it'd be great.

I don't have a filter on my mouth and not everyone appreciates my crude sense of humor and terrible, sexual puns. (I blame my job, everything is dirty at UPS (literally and figuratively.))
What I’m doing with my life
Since I withdrew from college, I've been slaving away at UPS loading trailers at night, and slaving away in the kitchen as a housewife during the day. I'M KIDDING. I actually love cooking and baking.

I'm working on two science fiction books right now, both involve lesbians, because there aren't enough of those around.

Also I love sculpting and if someone could give me a kiln and a pottery wheel I would love them forever.
I’m really good at
cooking, baking, sculpting, flexing, not getting anywhere in life, talking to internet strangers. Y'know, the usual.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't smile.
Actually I do. I swear.

Also, I have a lot of piercings.

And nice hair.

And tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Narnia, Harry Potter, anything by Jodi Picoult, Mercedes Lackey, Anne McCaffrey, Neil Gaiman, Dan Brown, Patricia Wrede

Movie: Anything sci-fi or fantasy. -- Doomsday, I Am Legend, 28 Days Later, Matrix, Titanic, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Titan AE, RENT, Lord of the Rings, Pulp Fiction, Doomsday, Underworld, Better Than Chocolate, Avatar

TV Shows: NCIS, Animal Cops, Family Guy, SVU, L Word, Girl/Girl Scene, Lip Service, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, X-Files, ADVENTURE TIME

Music: Alternative/Indie -- Imogen Heap, The Chalice/Lizzo, Jem, Iron and Wine, Lorde, Santogold, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lily Allen, Sarah Mclachlan, Chvrches, Garvin, Gayngs, Polica, St. Vincent, Dessa, Chastity Brown, Purity Ring, Doomtree, Vanity Theft, SICK OF SARAH (I WANT TO BE IN ABISHA'S PANTS.)

Food: I love food, all food, and I love cooking. I try to make something new, or at least a different spinoff of something, every week. If you can give me some new ideas that'd be faaaabuulllooouusss.

Video Games: DDR, Sims, Elder Scrolls, Command and Conquer, 1st person shooters, Runescape, Animal Crossing, LEGO Star Wars... ugh it's so cute.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New recipes to try.
The books I'm trying to write.
Mental disorders.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alas, I work Friday nights and it has gotten in the way of so many things. I CAN'T HAVE FUN. NO FUN. NO.

However, on say, Saturday or Sunday nights I'm usually at Lush or the Gay 90's... getting drunk and getting... handsy. (I'm sorry if you've ever had to personally deal with that.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I flex my biceps in front of the mirror a lot :I (DON'T JUDGE ME IT'S ALL I HAVE.)

I have a plethora of mental issues.
This includes I.E.D.
Look it up, it sucks.

I'm really, really shallow. Like seriously.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
I am NOT looking for any sort of commitment. Four years is a long time to be with someone and I need time to be myself/whore around/whatever.

If you want to be friends and go on adventures!

If you want to cuddle. I LOVE CUDDLING.

You want me to crochet you a hat.

You like exploring the craft beer world.

You want free food.

DISCLAIMER?!: I'm comfortable having sex with girls right away but I'm still not totally comfortable doing it with a guy right off the bat, I need to get to know you a little bit.