Hey there !
(have you felt the self-confidence and flattery in that catch ? GOSH I'm good.)
I kind of like sea otters. They are the coolest. The most cool. The mostest coolest. Did you know that they can close their nostrils and ears when they dive ? I bet you did not know that. They float on their back and eat on their belly. COME ON, HOW CUTE IS THAT ? You are a bit sexy, by the way. I like the way you operate that computer. Way to go, nice job.
More seriously, hey there. Apart from the fact that I love sea otters, there is one cat that needs to step out of that bag right now : I am already in a non-exclusive relationship. So I'm not on this website looking for love. I usually don't wave that flag to introduce myself as I do not consider it as an extremely important part of my character; but on a dating service, it becomes KIND OF important. So there it is. Friends, online talks, one-night stands, frequent sexual encounters, I'm OK for all of that, but I am not looking for love. I do not want to hurt anyone's feelings nor be hurt in the process.
GOD it feels a bit preposterous, introducing myself being all "ladies, DO NOT fall in love with me, I'm a heart-breaking machine". It's just that honesty is important to me.
Vache qui rit, à moitié dans ton lit.
DETAILS ON MY PERSONALITY NOW : I live in Paris, France (Hou-là-là). SEA OTTERS ARE COOL. Sorry about that. They are cool, though.