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Seattlehaze

50 Seattle, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 45–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chicagoan by birth, Seattleite at heart. Good balance of introvert/extrovert. Not super sporty outdoorsy, though I do enjoy spending time outside -- a weekend camping, a day hike, walk on the coast or just digging out in the garden. Don't let this deter you -- I'm eager for new adventures, but if something isn't my thing I'll sit in the lodge while you hit the black diamond or whatever it's called. As long as we share some commonalities and at some point come together to share our experiences and support each other, it's all good.

I love home projects and am not afraid to get my hands dirty. I just finished a remodel on my condo and am ready to have a new focus, though not sure what that is yet. I enjoy all types of music and still occasionally catch a live show. Overall, I try to maintain a healthy lifestyle -- I work out regularly and eat healthfully. "Try" being the key word here. I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. If you're into the skinny, eats-only-lettuce type, I'm not your gal.

In a nutshell, I'm smart, funny, witty, tall and curvy. I read, I cook, I sing in the car -- badly. I love a good storm -- wind, rain or snow. I am looking for a partner in crime without actually committing any crimes. Someone with whom I can share all the things (good and bad) that are yet to come. Please be relatively close to the Seattle area. I'm not interested in long-distance relationships.

So who are you? You are smart, interesting and witty -- maybe a little irreverent -- with a keen sense of humor, emotional maturity and self-awareness. You are comfortable in your own skin. You've been around the block, maybe had your tires kicked a few times, but you are no worse for the wear. You're not hung up on the past. You've figured out your stuff and are looking forward to finding someone to incorporate into your life. You are serious about the serious stuff, but your day-to-day philosophy is to find the humor in the stupidest things.

If anything is this profile made you nod, smile or smirk, let's talk. Thanks for reading. Best of luck in your search!
What I’m doing with my life
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Cooking, working, thinking about how I should be taking more photos, planning my next vacation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, writing and editing, cooking, parallel parking, making other people laugh, forgetting the words to favorite songs, being organized, staying calm under pressure, multi-tasking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and skin. I've been told that I don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just a sample: To Kill a Mockingbird, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Geek Love, U2, The Who, Peter Gabriel, really getting into Courtney Barnett lately, filet mignon, bacon, Thanksgiving dinner, a good strong Manhattan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my iPad, a good sports bra, Pepcid AC, electricity, running water, seltzer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next vacation, on what island/in what country I will retire, could I really live in Hawaii, how I should exercise more, how i should play with my camera more, when I will find love again, where's my damn iPod!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink or dinner with a close friend(s) or unwinding after a productive week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a mad crush on Louis CK.
You should message me if
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