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37 M Arlington, VA

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
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Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Words matter.

I tend to dream in terms of plane crashes, wars, wildly proportioned architecture, invasions and other sorts of catastrophe.

I've never petted a tiger, run a Tough Mudder, taken a bathroom selfie or been to Machu Picchu. As such, I live in constant fear that OKCupid is going to revoke my profile at any second.

Faux hashtags are almost never funny. #ipromise

A solid argument can be made that "LOL" will, in time, prove to be the single worst thing that has ever happened to this great nation of ours. (Corollary: many on here have tried a LOL-based opener. Nearly all have failed. I don't say this to discourage you from trying. But please know that particular bar is set awfully high.)

There are other things I care about. Big, important things that arch across continents and centuries. I just can't think of any right now. Ask me again later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Words. Some photos. The occasional video.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You'd probably freak out if you saw me play flip cup, Minesweeper or Boggle. And when it comes to Taboo, I'm basically psychic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. My candor and openness. 2. That I'm (a lot) better-looking in person. 3. That I'm also (far) too hard on myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC: mid 2000s indie, early 90s rap ..... BOOKS: One Hundred Years of Solitude - A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Guns, Germs and Steel - A People's History of the United States - The Great Typo Hunt - Franz Kafka: the Complete Stories - The Road to Serfdom - Fast Food Nation - Autumn of the Patriarch - Anna Karenina - Crime and Punishment - Madame Bovary ..... MOVIES: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Her - Beginners - Wet Hot American Summer - Anchorman - Star Wars - Idiocracy - Akira - Dune - Magnolia - The Jerk ..... TV: The Wire - Friday Night Lights - Breaking Bad - Futurama - Louie - Archer - Mad Men - Homeland - LOST - Happy Endings - House of Cards - Chopped
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. (Coke) slurpees
2. (Good) Movies/TV
3. (Great) writing
4. (American) Football
5. (My) camera
6. You? (can't blame a guy for hoping)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There are definitely sharks in every body of water bigger than a bathtub, and they're definitely about to bite your feet every time you climb out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wherever the moment takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suck at duvet covers. Always have.

Also, I don't get the whole fake-mustache-photo thing. I. Just. Don't. Get. It. Please, for the love of god, someone explain it to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you never confuse your and you're, then and than, it's and its. You get the drift.

... you can infuriate and inspire me at the same time, and prove me wrong on a regular basis.

... we'd make beautiful babies. Not that I want babies any time soon. But it's important to know we'd churn out some awe-inspiring offspring.