Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I waste too much time on the internet. I like to play video games
(faves, metal gear series, silent hill series, jet set radio
future, skyrim, fable series, pokemon) and watch anime and watch
stupid youtube videos. I'm pretty much doing that 75% of the time
(you can find my anime list here
. I haven't updated in a
If you can name my favorite dynasty warriors character right off
the bat I don't care who you are we're a couple. Attack on titan
I hate the summer time. I wish it could always be fall.
If you're looking for a girl who will be your best friend and
someone you can take home.
I'm all about having fun. I'm looking for someone who I can share
my mutual interests with, mostly someone who can hang and will be
cool with my friends, get drunk and play games. Like a best friend
who is allowed to touch my butt and hold my hand in public.
I'm terrible at flirting. Most of the time I refuse to participate.
The other half I can't even tell when someone is flirting with
I have a newt and a leopard gecko
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-making people laugh
-making Alfredo sauce
-finding the perfect rap or r&b lyrics to describe any awkward
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd say my hair or how unusually pale I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Idk how about random shit I like. Collecting ecchi figures and
making my neckbeard lair better, Mirai nikki, clannad, flcl,
kyoukai no kanata, breaking bad, gooey slime toys and sticky hands,
higurashi, the pillows Pandora station, frank ocean, Tyler the
creator, twerk anthems, squidbillies, manga, gardening, kpop, jpop,
hip hop, cider, those big bruises that look like little star
systems, collecting Moe and ecchi posters and figures, and sleeping
during the day . I love to cook. Oh and kung pow, that movie is
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I already do without a whole lot of shit. But I really wish I could
be rid of these messages.
1. What is your favorite anime?
Are you fucking kidding me my list is on here.
2. I'm in town for the weekend wanna hang out ;)
No. No I don't. This is not an escort service.
4. You're pretty, how are you single?
I'm thick, geeky, and full of anxiety problems. And I never sleep.
I'll be like your best friend. Always there and comfortable. Like
your favorite hoodie. Only nobody wants to fuck their hoodie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
working on crafting, a bit of entomology, cooking, what would
happen if I messed with the most dangerous thing in the room,
crafting, What I want to be doing instead of what I have to do lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably nothing too exciting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a pretty thick southern accent. Everything that comes out of
my mouth sounds sugar coated even if I'm being mean and it bugs the
Hell out of me.
Also I've got depression and anxiety problems, so that probably
eliminates any possibilities of meeting new people. I'm trying to
work on this too
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're ok with delayed responses (lol)
You want to trade pokemon.
You're interested in making friends.
If you're experienced in dealing with people who have depression,
You wanna buy me something for no reason? I know, I know. Can't
blame a bitch for tryin.
You like any of the stuff I've got on here
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