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26 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:30pm
White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally (mostly) from Texas... but I've been here for 5 years... with quite a few stories of crazy living situations and such. I'm not currently in Bushwick with 2 roommates living in what we call "The Zoo" with 3 dogs and 2 cats.

I'm not much of a hipster, but I'm getting there - I'm just too lazy and too cheap to fully embrace the culture. If I had to pick one, I'd say I fall mostly in the category of nerd. I spend most of my time on my phone, but rarely use my phone as an actual phone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an Office Manager in the Diamond District of New York City. I have my bachelor's degree in Applied Mathematics and my Diamond Graduate degree from GIA... I'm thinking about completing my GIA courses to become a Graduate Gemologist, but who knows...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Meeting people randomly at bars... my coworkers are always shocked that I will just start up conversations with complete strangers at bars sometimes...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Asian...

...because I get this question all the time, I'm half Korean.

(also everyone seems to think I'm taller than I actually am...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear; 1Q84; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland; A Song of Ice and Fire Series; Cloud Atlas; The Color Purple; The Count of Monte Cristo; The Discworld Series; Dracula; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream; Good Omens; Gulliver's Travels; The Gun Seller; Harry Potter; Interview with the Vampire; John Dies at the End; Middlesex; A Modest Proposal; The Princess Bride; P.S. Your Cat is Dead; Skippy Dies; The Thorn Birds; This Book is Full of Spiders; Through the Looking-Glass

Anything by: Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Nick Hornby, Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Jonathan Tropper, & Kurt Vonnegut

Airplane!; Benny & Joon; Breakfast at Tiffany's; Breakfast Club; Class; Clue; Disney's Alice in Wonderland; Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog; The Emperor's New Groove; The Graduate; Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy; Hot Fuzz; Labyrinth; Let The Right One In; Nymphomaniac; Pretty in Pink; The Princess Bride; Revenge of the Nerds; Robin Hood: Men in Tights; Rocky Horror Picture Show; Say Anything; Sixteen Candles; St. Elmo's Fire; WALL•E

American Horror Story; Archer; Arrested Development; Axe Cop; The Big Bang Theory; Black Books (BBC); Chuck; Coupling (BBC); Dirk Gently (BBC); Doctor Who (BBC); Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23; Episodes (BBC); Green Wing (BBC); Grimm; House; IT Crowd (BBC); Jekyll (BBC); Love Child (Nine); Masters of Sex; Misfits (BBC); Orphan Black (BBC); Royal Pains; Scrubs; Skins (BBC); Spy (BBC); Two Guys and a Girl; A Young Doctor's Notebook

Board Games:
7 Wonders; Alhambra; Ascension; Betrayal at House on the Hill; Cards Against Humanity; Castle Panic; Discworld: Ankh-Morpork; Puerto Rico; Saint Petersburg; Settlers of Catan; Shadows Over Camelot; Small World; Ticket To Ride

+44; Against Me!; Avicii; Bastille; Blink 182; Breathe Carolina; The Cat Empire; Celebrate Tuesday; Ellie Goudling; Fall Out Boy; Flogging Molly; The Fray; Frightened Rabbit; fun.; Gaelic Storm; Hellogoodbye; Jack’s Mannequin; JamisonParker; Jem; Lana Del Rey; Marie & the redCat; Maroon 5; MC Lars; Meg and Dia; Metric; Mika; Mindless Self Indulgence; MisterWives; Odis; The Offspring; Panic! At the Disco; Polysics; Protest the Hero; Reel Big Fish; Relient K; Rise Against; Say Anything; The Shins; Simple Plan; Something Corporate; Streetlight Manifesto; Stromae; Taking Back Sunday; Tegan and Sara; Vampire Weekend; Whole Wheat Bread

I'm very picky, so it's easier to say I don't eat vegetables and seafood. I've been much more adventurous since moving to NYC so my favorite cuisine is now Indian! Also, I'm probably the least healthy eater you'll ever meet... and I don't work out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is an ever-changing list...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where are all the baby pigeons (and what do they look like)???

Did the editors actually read Infinite Jest?! I'm skeptical...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with my pets at home with a bottle of wine...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really not a private person at all...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we might hit it off well as more than just something casual... If you need something to start it off, I have a weird conversation between me and a friend:

Me: If you had to pick between a platypus and a hippopotamus to fight...
Justin: and then fuck...
Me: ...and then fuck... Which would you choose?