SecretMojito
30 Salisbury, NC
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My self-summary
I'm pretty regular. With the bowel movements. I enjoy watching My Little Pony while dissecting puppies. I love bananas. Banana Cream Pie's my favorite. I'm a certified wolverine breeder. If you have claws, I can back you up with my kryptonite eyes. On the weekends, I like to hunt squirrels while recycling soda pop cans from dumpster diving during the week. Why does it have to be illegal??? I love meat. And I love lots of it. If I had to pick a song to describe me, I'd choose, "My Humps" by Fergie. She's my idol!

I am obedient, sassy, and bacon grease
You should message me if
you can afford my fancy taste.
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