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SecretMystery75

39 M Schaumburg, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream. I've got great things going on in my life and I couldn't be happier. I'm healthy and happy. I've got a great job and great life. Life's been good to me so far and I want to celebrate life in hedonistic ways.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking out great meals and restaurants. I love food and drink.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in their way and I've just farted. Actually, people notice I'm pretty tall - about 6'2" tall so I'm not a giant but I can see over most peoples heads. If you don't like big guys, move on. Tall and husky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you're the type of person who has to list every book / CD / DVD you own then let me clue you in: YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD. So you read Steven King and listen to The Ramones and liked The Notebook. Not impressive.

Even less impressive are the hipsters who list every obscure band, artsy movie and controversial book ever made.

Just stop it.

Right now I'm reading Malcolm Gladwell.

Right now I'm watching Veep. Don't spoil it for me.

Right now I'm not listening to anything in particular. Last album I bought was Thrill Kill Kult. That doesn't define me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Single barrel bourbons
Craft beer
Good wine
Great food
Sexual gratification
Happiness
Travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobs. I spend a lot of time thinking about boobs. I think about happiness and what I need for it. I think about world events and feel bad for those less fortunate. I think about my dog a lot. I think about relaxation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As awesome as I am on any other week night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book. I've chosen money over friendship in the past. I'm married. I'm in love with an ex-coworker but never had the balls to tell her (although we're very close and I think she knows its more than friendship). I'm probably poly, but didn't realize that until later in life. I've been dating the same girl since I was 17, but we're both married to different people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–48
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a hedonist. You're into sinful pleasure, can engage in good conversations, can shock and surprise me or teach me something new. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt. You're a SubGenius.