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39 M Schaumburg, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:54am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Very often
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream. I've got great things going on in my life and I couldn't be happier. I'm healthy and happy. I've got a great job and great life. Life's been good to me so far and I want to celebrate life in hedonistic ways.
I’m really good at
Picking out great meals and restaurants. I love food and drink.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm in their way and I've just farted. Actually, people notice I'm pretty tall - about 6'2" tall so I'm not a giant but I can see over most peoples heads. If you don't like big guys, move on. Tall and husky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you're the type of person who has to list every book / CD / DVD you own then let me clue you in: YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD. So you read Steven King and listen to The Ramones and liked The Notebook. Not impressive.

Even less impressive are the hipsters who list every obscure band, artsy movie and controversial book ever made.

Just stop it.

Right now I'm reading Malcolm Gladwell.

Right now I'm watching Veep. Don't spoil it for me.

Right now I'm not listening to anything in particular. Last album I bought was Thrill Kill Kult. That doesn't define me.
The six things I could never do without
Single barrel bourbons
Craft beer
Good wine
Great food
Sexual gratification
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobs. I spend a lot of time thinking about boobs. I think about happiness and what I need for it. I think about world events and feel bad for those less fortunate. I think about my dog a lot. I think about relaxation.
On a typical Friday night I am
As awesome as I am on any other week night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. I've chosen money over friendship in the past. I'm married. I'm in love with an ex-coworker but never had the balls to tell her (although we're very close and I think she knows its more than friendship). I'm probably poly, but didn't realize that until later in life. I've been dating the same girl since I was 17, but we're both married to different people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–48
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're a hedonist. You're into sinful pleasure, can engage in good conversations, can shock and surprise me or teach me something new. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt. You're a SubGenius.